Bach Sh*t Crazy - Bachelorette Chocolate Dick Box

Bach Sh*t Crazy - Bachelorette Chocolate Dick Box

You know what makes a bachelorette party go from “cute champagne brunch” to “holy sh*t, did that just happen?” A big ol’ chocolate dick. And not just any chocolate dick – this one’s five inches of handcrafted, melt-in-your-mouth ridiculousness that will have every bridesmaid clutching her pearls while laughing until she cries. This is not your average edible. This is the kind of gift that gets remembered, photographed, and maybe even worshipped.

The Sweetest Way to Say “Let’s Get Wild”

Bachelorette parties are supposed to be over-the-top, and this chocolate masterpiece is the perfect icebreaker. It’s part shock factor, part “oh my God, taste this” deliciousness. Made from hand-ground beans and rich melted chocolate in sunny Southern California, this beauty is molded to look… well, very realistic. It comes tucked inside a cheeky bachelorette-themed box, ready to be pulled out (pun intended) at the exact right moment to make the bride blush and the whole room lose it.

If you’ve been searching for the ultimate edible gag gift that also tastes like actual gourmet chocolate – you’ve found it.

Why You Need This in Your Party Arsenal

You could show up to the party with another boring bottle of wine. Or you could walk in holding a solid chocolate penis that’s about to steal the show. Your choice. One makes you the forgettable guest. The other makes you a legend.

• Shock and awe factor – no one is expecting this

• Actually tastes amazing – because prank gifts should be edible, not trash

• Discreet shipping – so the mailman doesn’t judge you

• Perfect for any wild celebration – not just bachelorette parties

A Scene Worthy of Storytime

Picture it: The bride-to-be is sitting in her glittery sash and tiara, slowly unwrapping her mysterious gift. She opens the box, sees what’s inside, and immediately bursts into laughter (and maybe turns a little red). The maid of honor is doubled over. Someone is taking a video. That video will absolutely be played at the wedding rehearsal dinner.

One customer put it best: “This chocolate dick made the night. Half the girls were screaming, the other half were eating it. Best party purchase ever.”

The Dirty Details

• 5 inch solid chocolate penis

• Made from hand-ground beans and melted chocolate in Southern California

• Comes in a playful bachelorette-themed box

• Ships 100% anonymously

• Gourmet taste with a wildly inappropriate twist

Your Move

You’re not here to play it safe. You’re here to bring the chaos, the laughter, and the unforgettable memories. The Bach Sh*t Crazy - Bachelorette Chocolate Dick Box is the perfect mix of naughty and nice, making it the kind of gift people will talk about for years.

Order now and make sure the party you’re going to isn’t just another bachelorette… it’s the bachelorette everyone still talks about at the 10-year reunion.

IMPORTANT: Make sure you put the recipient's name and address in the shipping option. Otherwise it's you that ends up with the bag of dicks, albeit deservedly. 

**Recipient and purchaser must be 18 years of age or older**

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