$19.99 USD
If you’ve ever wanted to say “kiss my ass” but in a way that’s edible, delicious, and absolutely unforgettable, here’s your moment.
Meet Eat My Cheeky Chocolate Treats - handcrafted milk chocolate molded into realistic buttholes, packaged in a cheeky gift box, and ready to be the most scandalous snack your recipient has ever put in their mouth.
Click Add to Cart now and send a gift that’s equal parts sweet and “oh my god, did they really just send me this?”
Most chocolates are boring. Heart-shaped, wrapped in gold foil, and forgotten by Tuesday. But these? These are chocolates that people remember. These are chocolates people talk about.
They’re the perfect blend of quality and comedy - rich, creamy milk chocolate crafted by people who clearly have no shame and a wicked sense of humor.
When you send these, you’re not just gifting candy. You’re gifting an experience. An awkward, hilarious, melt-in-your-mouth moment that no one will ever forget.
The name says it all, but here’s the breakdown of your cheeky chocolates:
Realistic butthole shapes (yes, really) molded in smooth milk chocolate
Cheeky gift box for maximum presentation impact
Handcrafted quality so they’re as tasty as they are shocking
Anonymous shipping for that “oh god, who sent this?” mystery factor
Perfect size for pranks, parties, or pranks at parties
Picture this: it’s Valentine’s Day. Your partner is expecting flowers, maybe some boring store-bought chocolates. Instead, they open the box and are greeted by a lineup of perfectly detailed chocolate buttholes.
They laugh. They blush. They take a bite. They laugh again.
Or maybe you’re sending them to a friend for their birthday. They rip into the package expecting a generic sweet. What they get is a lesson in why you’re the funniest person they know.
This is the chocolate equivalent of a mic drop.
Valentine’s Day pranks that keep the romance but add a twist
Romantic gag gifts for couples who laugh at the weird stuff
Anonymous surprises that leave them guessing
Birthday jokes that beat any boring gift card
Bachelorette party favors that actually make people howl
Edible novelty gifts that taste as good as they look
While no one’s left a review yet for these exact treats, we know the vibe. It’s a mix of shock, laughter, and that little smirk people get when they know they’re about to do something naughty.
They’ll tell their friends. They’ll post it on Instagram. And you’ll sit back knowing you’ve pulled off a prank that’s both ridiculous and delicious.
It’s simple. Funny + tasty = unbeatable.
They’re not just a novelty gift. They’re high-quality chocolates in a package that gets people laughing before they even take a bite. That’s why Eat My Cheeky Chocolate Treats work for any occasion where you want to make an impact - and maybe make someone spit out their drink laughing.
If you’re going to send chocolate, send chocolate that says something. Specifically, chocolate that says “Eat my ass” in the most literal, melt-in-your-mouth way possible.
This is your chance to give a gift they’ll never forget - and possibly never look at the same way again.
Click Add to Cart now and put a little cheek in their day.
IMPORTANT: Make sure you put the recipient's name and address in the shipping option. Otherwise it's you that ends up with the bag of dicks, albeit deservedly.
**Recipient and purchaser must be 18 years of age or older**
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