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Some gifts whisper. This one shouts, grabs you by the collar, and says “Hey pal, eat a dick.”
Introducing the Trump Box - Eat A Dick – a perfectly packaged, politically charged, laugh-out-loud prank that crosses party lines and goes straight for the… well, you know. Inside this glorious, obnoxious Trump-branded box sits a chocolate penis, ready to shock, offend, and delight in equal measure. Whether they love him, hate him, or just love a good inappropriate gag, this thing delivers.
Why settle for sending boring flowers or a predictable gift basket when you can send a literal dick in a box? Click Add to Cart now and give someone the only stimulus package they actually want.
This isn’t just chocolate – this is comedy wrapped in politics, dipped in cocoa, and shipped straight to their doorstep.
Perfect for friends who can take a joke, enemies who need one, or that coworker who has an opinion about everything, the Trump Box is the ultimate edible mic drop. And because it ships completely anonymously, you get to watch the chaos unfold from a safe distance, sipping your coffee while imagining their face.
Imagine them getting a box with Trump’s smug face on it. They’re confused, maybe a little nervous. Then they open it… and there it is. A chocolate cock staring back at them like it’s about to start a press conference.
One customer nailed it:
“She was surprised and later chocolate wasted.”
Another said:
“This is a perfect gift. I’ve sent so many to random people. Always makes ME laugh!!!!”
And my personal favorite:
“I only wish there was some way I could see the reaction. Aside from that it was AMAZING AND PERFECT.”
Translation? This thing is a crowd-pleaser – even if the “crowd” is just you laughing in your kitchen.
A rich, solid chocolate penis – because sometimes the best way to make your point is edible.
Trump-themed packaging – bold, obnoxious, unforgettable.
Ships 100% anonymously – so you can deny everything when the texts start rolling in.
Designed to work as a gift, a prank, or a revenge move for any political affiliation.
Political frenemy birthdays
Breakup revenge with a sweet twist
Bachelor or bachelorette parties
Random Tuesday chaos
Anyone who says “I’ve seen it all” (they haven’t)
Add it to your cart and ship it to your “lucky” recipient.
Keep your mouth shut. Half the fun is the mystery.
Wait for the inevitable “WTF?!” text. Smile knowingly.
Enjoy the mental image of them deciding whether to eat it or Instagram it first.
The Trump Box - Eat A Dick isn’t just a gag gift – it’s a gourmet-level edible with a sense of humor. Rich chocolate. Iconic packaging. A delivery that’s as bold as the name. This is the edible equivalent of a headline that makes you spit out your coffee.
And whether they lean red, blue, or couldn’t care less about politics, one thing’s for sure – no one forgets the day they got a chocolate cock in the mail.
🎯 Click Add to Cart now and make someone’s day way more interesting. Whether it’s a friend, an enemy, or just someone who takes themselves too seriously, this is the one package they’ll never forget opening.
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