Birthday Bundle With Bonus Sex Noises Moaning Card

The Ultimate Prank Bundle: Birthday Dicks, Moaning Birthday Card, and Happy Birthday Pack

Are you ready to give someone the most memorable, inappropriate, and hilarious birthday surprise ever? This ultimate gag gift bundle has everything you need to ensure their special day is full of laughter, confusion, and maybe a little embarrassment. Perfect for pranking friends, roasting frenemies, or even saying "Happy Birthday, dickhead" to someone you love (or not).

Here’s what’s inside this legendary bundle of birthday mischief:

1. Birthday Bag of Dicks

Who wouldn’t want a bag of gummy dicks on their birthday? Delicious, chewy, and shaped like the thing everyone secretly giggles about, this treat lets you literally say, “Eat a bag of dicks!” Perfect for people with a sense of humor or anyone who deserves a sugary smackdown.

• Tasty Gummy Dicks: These aren’t just hilarious—they’re fruity and addictive too!
• Hilarious Birthday Cock Candy: For when a regular gift just won’t cut it.

2. Moaning Never-Ending Birthday Card

Want to drive someone absolutely insane? Enter the Never-Ending Birthday Card from Hell. Open it up, and this card unleashes an unrelenting symphony of moaning and birthday-themed chaos that plays for FOUR HOURS STRAIGHT (if activated). That’s right—choose the activated version, and you’ll send the gift of NSFW sound torture that’ll make them laugh, cry, or throw the card out the window.

• NSFW Moaning Sound: The gift that keeps on giving… and won’t stop.
• Endless Laughter or Rage: Perfect for your most deserving friends.

Pro Tip: Make sure to check “Activated” if you’re mailing it directly—don’t deprive them of the full four-hour experience!

3. Birthday-Themed Box & Greeting Card:

 Festive packaging that adds a celebratory touch to your prank, making it a memorable dick birthday gift.

• Big Dick Birthday Wish: Turn their party into a comedy show.
• A Dirty Birthday Gift: For the best inside jokes and awkward laughter.
  
  

  Why Choose the Happy Birthday Pack?

  Hilarious and Memorable: This isn't your typical birthday gift. It's a laugh-out-loud surprise that recipients will talk about for years.

  Perfect for Pranks: Ideal for friends, family, or (fr)enemies with a good sense of humor. It's the birthday cock gift they didn't know they needed.

  Customizable: With optional add-ons like glitter and dick confetti, you can tailor the prank to your liking.

  Important Note: If you're sending this directly to the recipient, ensure you enter their name and address during checkout. Otherwise, you might end up with the bag of dicks yourself (which, let's be honest, you probably deserve).

  Age Restriction: Both the purchaser and recipient must be 18 years of age or older.

  Order Now: Give the gift of laughter and a bag of dicks. It's the perfect way to say "Happy Birthday, dickhead!" in the most unforgettable way.
  
  

  Pro Tips:

  • If you’re sending this directly to the recipient, make sure to select the activated moaning card option during checkout to ensure the full prank effect.
  • For an even bigger laugh, pair this pack with your best "big dick birthday wish" speech at the party!

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  Order Now – The Ultimate Birthday Dick Gift

  Give the gift of laughter, a little chaos, and a lot of dicks this year. Whether it’s a prank, a roast, or a hilarious inside joke, the Happy Birthday Pack guarantees they’ll never forget their big day.