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Looking for a hilarious, delicious, and downright cheeky gift? Our Eat My Chocolatesare here to steal the show! These delectable edible masterpieces are crafted from premium milk chocolate and molded into the perfect Love Tunnel Exitshape. Whether it’s for a partner, a friend, or a prank on an unsuspecting recipient, these chocolates bring humor and flavor in every bite.
What makes it even better? You can send these chocolate backstage passes to surprise anonymously! That’s right—your secret is safe, making this the ultimate gag gift that keeps everyone guessing.
✔ Handcrafted Chocolate: Smooth, rich milk chocolate that’s melt-in-your-mouth delicious, just like the real thing
✔ Anonymous Delivery: Add an extra layer of mystery by sending these chocolate butt holes without revealing your identity.
✔ Hilarious Presentation: Nothing says “I’m thinking of you” quite like edible chocolate winking eyes.
✔ Perfect for Any Occasion: Ideal for Valentine's Day, birthdays, bachelor/ette parties, or just as a laugh-out-loud surprise.
✔ Guaranteed Laughter: The ultimate funny gift for anyone with a sense of humor—and a sweet tooth!
Whether you're expressing love, pulling a prank, or just keeping things lighthearted, these chocolate assholes are guaranteed to leave a lasting impression (and a great taste in their mouth).
IMPORTANT: Make sure you put the recipient's name and address in the shipping option. Otherwise it's you that ends up with the bag of dicks, albeit deservedly.
**Recipient and purchaser must be 18 years of age or older**
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