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Let’s be honest - there’s no polite way to hand someone a bag of gummy dicks. And that’s the beauty of it. The Pride Rainbow Bag of Gummy Dicks is loud, proud, fruity as hell, and unapologetically inappropriate. It’s the perfect mix of sweet and sassy, guaranteed to make someone laugh so hard they choke on a chewy rainbow shaft.
It’s candy with a cause - to spread love, laughter, and maybe a little bit of petty payback.
You want to know why this is better than sending boring chocolates or flowers? Because anybody can do that. But sending a colorful bag of penis-shaped gummies? That’s not just a gift, that’s a statement. It says, “I love you enough to send you a bag of dicks… and I hope you enjoy every last bite.”
Order now, send anonymously, and watch as your friends try to figure out who sent them this chewy rainbow of joy.
Because it’s fun. Because it’s ridiculous. Because candy tastes better when it’s shaped like something inappropriate.
The Pride Rainbow Bag of Gummy Dicks isn’t just a gag - it’s actually good candy. Each bag comes with 10 fruity, rainbow-colored gummy penises that are soft, chewy, and bursting with flavor. Whether you send it as a Pride Month gift, a party favor, or a random Tuesday pick-me-up, it lands every time.
And yes - it ships 100 percent anonymously. No awkward “return address” giving you away. Just you, cackling from the shadows like the benevolent prankster you are.
10 fruity, rainbow-colored gummy dicks - delicious and proudly inappropriate.
Pride-themed packaging - bright, bold, and impossible to ignore.
Ships discreetly - so you can send to anyone without spoiling the surprise.
Real candy quality - these aren’t chalky dollar-store gummies, they’re legit tasty.
“I sent to my friend as a joke and he thought it was hilarious!”
Short, sweet, and exactly what we were going for.
Pride Month celebrations - because nothing says “love wins” like rainbow dicks.
LGBTQ+ gag gifts - sweet, silly, and a little scandalous.
Birthday surprises - imagine opening a gift bag and seeing these staring back at you.
Anonymous edible pranks - leave them wondering.
Party favors - every guest gets a mouthful of fun.
Just because - do you even need a reason?
Here’s how it goes: Your friend gets a package. They’re intrigued. They open it and pull out a Pride-themed bag. They look inside… and instantly realize they’re holding 10 fruity, rainbow-colored gummy penises.
They laugh. They blush. They maybe even pop one in their mouth right there. And then they have to tell someone about it, because this is not the kind of gift you keep to yourself.
Add to cart - stop overthinking it.
Pick your recipient - friend, partner, party host, or random cousin.
Ship anonymously - plausible deniability is a beautiful thing.
Enjoy the aftermath - because you know this will become a group chat story.
The Pride Rainbow Bag of Gummy Dicks is the perfect combination of sweet, rude, and ridiculously fun. It’s a candy gift that celebrates Pride, makes people laugh, and actually tastes great.
Whether you’re sending it as a show of love, as a laugh-out-loud party favor, or just to make someone’s day a little more colorful (and awkward), this is the move.
🌈 Grab a bag now and send someone a chewy, fruity, rainbow shaft they’ll never forget.
IMPORTANT: If you are sending to someone else make sure you put the recipient'sname andaddress in the shipping option. Otherwise it's you that ends up with the bag of dicks, albeit deservedly.
**Recipient and purchaser must be 18 years of age or older**
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