$8.99 USD
Happy Mother’s Day? Not this year. This year you’re sending the most savage card on the internet: the Mother’s Day Eat a Dick Pop Up Card. Forget the flowers, screw the chocolates, and toss out the sappy Hallmark crap. This card starts sweet… then rips the rug out and hits the reader right in the gut with the punchline: “Just Kidding! Eat a Dick.”
This is not your grandma’s card. This is the happy Mother’s Day dick card that doubles as a middle finger in cardstock form. It’s the perfect weapon for pranks, revenge, or just proving you’re funnier than everyone else in the family.
Add to Cart now and prepare for the most brutal Mother’s Day laugh in history.
Because sometimes “Happy Mother’s Day” isn’t enough. Sometimes you want to send something more… memorable. Something that doesn’t get shoved in a drawer and forgotten. This is the card that will have people talking for weeks.
Maybe you’ve got a twisted sense of humor. Maybe you’ve got some petty revenge cooking. Or maybe you just think a Mother’s Day penis card is the greatest invention since brunch mimosas. Whatever the reason, this dick pop up card does the job.
One customer said: “This was to my boss, me and her are super close and I knew this would be a good laugh for both of us!” That’s the power of this card. Instant chaos, instant laugh, instant memory.
Another customer went savage mode: “She absolutely hated it but she cheated on me so I think it was perfectly executed. Would use again.” Brutal. Cold. Legendary.
And then there’s the delivery experience: “Delivered on time and anonymously to put that ‘smile’ on someone’s face 😁.” Because yes, it ships 100 percent anonymous, which makes it even juicier.
A folded 4.25 x 5.5 inch card that looks sweet and innocent on the outside
Happy Mother’s Day on the front, with the hidden “Just Kidding! Eat a Dick” reveal inside
Made with premium 14 pt double-sided cardstock so it feels legit
Packaged in cellophane with a white envelope so it’s ready to send
Ships discreetly and anonymously so you can keep your secret safe
A Mother’s Day prank when love and sarcasm collide
Anonymous revenge that hits harder than a bad tattoo
A breakup joke that says everything you wish you could scream
An adult novelty card that doubles as a story starter
A petty surprise for anyone who deserves one
A Mother’s Day dickpop card that will be remembered forever
“This was to my boss, me and her are super close and I knew this would be a good laugh for both of us!”
“She absolutely hated it but she cheated on me so I think it was perfectly executed. Would use again.”
“Delivered on time and anonymously to put that ‘smile’ on someone’s face 😁.”
Traditional Mother’s Day cards are lame. They all say the same crap: “You’re the best mom in the world,” or “Thanks for everything.” Snooze fest. This one fakes sincerity and then absolutely destroys expectations with the eat a dick punchline.
It’s funny. It’s shocking. And it’s the type of prank that creates a moment instead of just filling an envelope. That’s why people keep coming back for more. Because once you pull this off, nothing else compares.
If you want to give a boring “I love you mom” card, hit up Target. But if you want to unleash a Mother’s Day prank card that doubles as a savage joke and a legendary memory, the Mother’s Day Eat a Dick Pop Up Card is your weapon of choice.
Click Add to Cart now and send a Mother’s Day message that no one will ever forget.
IMPORTANT: Make sure you put the recipient's name and address in the shipping option. Otherwise it's you that ends up with the bag of dicks, albeit deservedly.
**Recipient and purchaser must be 18 years of age or older**
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