$29.99 USD
Double the dicks. Double the laughs. Double the deliciously inappropriate chaos.
If you’ve ever wanted to send the perfect “I adore you but also go eat a dick” gift, you’ve just found it. The Chocolate Dick + Bag of Dicks Combo is the ultimate edible prank package – a classy-meets-crass masterpiece that delivers both shock value and snack value in one box.
Inside, you’ll find a hefty 5 inch, 4 ounce solid chocolate penis made from gluten free Peruvian cacao, paired with a bag of fruity, chewy gummy dicks. It’s basically the fine wine and cheese board of inappropriate gifts… only much funnier and way less pretentious.
It ships 100 percent anonymously in a plain, discreet box, so you can unleash your edible chaos without ever getting caught. Perfect for birthdays, white elephant exchanges, breakups, office parties, or the sweet, sweet taste of revenge.
Click Add to Cart right now. Send the combo. Sit back. Wait for the chaos.
Double the trouble – One big chocolate cock plus a whole bag of gummy dicks.
Actually tasty – Gourmet chocolate that melts in your mouth and fruity gummies that don’t taste like cheap joke candy.
Completely anonymous – No sender info, no receipt, no way to trace it back to you.
Perfect for any inappropriate occasion – From birthday gag gifts to revenge pranks.
Picture this. They open the box, expecting socks or maybe a boring gift card. Instead – boom – a perfectly sculpted chocolate penis staring them down like it knows all their secrets.
Then, just when they think they’ve seen it all, they find the bag of gummy dicks. Bright, colorful, and unapologetically phallic. Now it’s laughter, blushing, maybe a few phone pics that hit the group chat within seconds.
They either eat it right away or display it on the counter like a weird edible trophy. Either way, they’ll never forget the moment they got your chocolate and candy dick combo.
“I ordered this for Father’s Day as a joke to my ex. He thought it was absolutely hilarious and said the candy was great quality. Lol. He said to rate this 5 stars.”
“It’s was delicious and solid… The chocolate was so rich I couldn’t stop eating it.”
“Perfect for white elephant holiday gift. Gummies were actually tasty!”
One 5 inch, 4 ounce solid chocolate penis made from gluten free Peruvian cacao
One bag of gummy dicks in multiple fruity flavors
Flavors: Rich chocolate, plus sweet chewy gummies
Packaging: Discreet plain box with no branding or receipt
Delivery: Ships 100 percent anonymously
Perfect For: Birthday gag gift, anonymous prank, white elephant gift, breakup joke, office party surprise, edible revenge gift
Because it’s not just one joke gift – it’s two. They get the big chocolate shock factor, and then the gummy follow-up that keeps the laughter going. Even people who act fake-offended will sneak a taste, because good chocolate and gummies are irresistible.
Plus, it’s the kind of gift that gets talked about for weeks. It pops up in group chats. It gets a mention in awkward family conversations. It might even make someone think twice before messing with you again.
This isn’t the time for half measures. Don’t just send a bag of dicks. Don’t just send a chocolate penis. Send both in one glorious, edible, unforgettable prank package.
Hit Add to Cart now. Be the reason someone says, “You won’t believe what I got in the mail today.”
IMPORTANT: Make sure you put the recipient's name and address in the shipping option. Otherwise it's you that ends up with the bag of dicks, albeit deservedly.
**Recipient and purchaser must be 18 years of age or older**
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