$19.99 USD
Sometimes a simple “screw you” just doesn’t cut it. You need something louder, messier, and stickier. Something that doesn’t just send a message - it explodes all over their life in the most hilarious, inconvenient way possible. That’s where the Bag of Glitter Dicks comes in.
It’s not just a gag gift. It’s a sugar-coated glitter bomb of pure chaos. Inside is a bag of fruity, chewy gummy dicks, an “Eat a Bag of Dicks” notecard for that extra insult, and an entire envelope of glitter waiting to scatter across every inch of their floor, couch, or unsuspecting lap. And yes - it ships 100 percent anonymously, so you can sit back and enjoy the fallout without anyone tracing it back to you.
So, if you’ve got a birthday coming up, a prank war to win, or just an urge to send someone a sticky little “fuck you” in the mail, click Add to Cart and prepare for absolute carnage.
Most pranks are over in seconds. Someone jumps, they laugh, everyone moves on. But the Bag of Glitter Dicks is built for lasting damage - emotionally and physically.
The glitter? It’ll be in their carpet for months.
The candy dicks? Delicious enough that they can’t even stay mad.
The notecard? A keepsake they’ll never admit to keeping.
It’s the perfect mix of petty revenge and sweet satisfaction. You’re not just sending them candy. You’re sending them a mess, a laugh, and a memory they won’t ever forget.
Picture this:
They open their mailbox and pull out a totally normal-looking package. Harmless. Innocent. They open it at their kitchen counter, maybe at a party, maybe even in their living room.
First, they see the notecard: Eat a Bag of Dicks. Confusion sets in. Then they see the colorful, squishy gummy dicks. Shock. Then they notice… the glitter.
It’s already too late. The glitter has exploded across their hands, their floor, their clothes. It’s in their hair. Their pet has glitter now. The room looks like a unicorn sneezed.
They’re laughing. They’re swearing. They’re trying to figure out who sent it. But you? You’re somewhere else, sipping coffee and feeling like a genius.
"I had this sent to my hubby’s job. It came packaged inconspicuously. Apparently when he opened it he ripped the box and glitter went everywhere! I followed it up about a week later with a spring loaded dick-fetti bomb. He’s scarred for life and worried because I told him I signed him up for the dick of the month club 😂 Fortunately everyone was laughing and shared the gummy dicks around the shop. I hear they were very tasty."
"I laughed so hard at the text I received from the prankee that I nearly peed myself. He thought it was great; his wife, not as much as glitter was EVERYWHERE!"
"Every year for my friend’s birthday, I buy him this and it makes me laugh every single time."
A bag of fruity gummy dicks - soft, chewy, and dangerously tasty
An “Eat a Bag of Dicks” notecard - subtle as a brick to the face
A full envelope of glitter - the mess that keeps on giving
Anonymous shipping - because you’re smart enough to keep your name off this masterpiece
Optional prank add-ons for when you really want to escalate
Anonymous pranks that leave a glittery mark
Birthday gag gifts that will be remembered forever
Petty revenge with a sweet twist
Bachelor or bachelorette parties that need more chaos
That one friend who swears they’re unprankable
Because the Bag of Glitter Dicks is more than a prank - it’s a chain reaction of laughter, swearing, and regret that keeps going long after the glitter has settled. And the best part? You don’t even have to be there to watch it happen.
If you’re going to send a message, send one that sticks. Literally.
Click Add to Cart right now and give someone the most ridiculous, sticky, inappropriate, and flat-out unforgettable surprise of their life. Then sit back, relax, and wait for the angry-yet-hilarious text that says, “Was this you?”
IMPORTANT: Make sure you put the recipient's name and address in the shipping option. Otherwise it's you that ends up with the bag of dicks, albeit deservedly.
**Recipient and purchaser must be 18 years of age or older**
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