Valentine’s Day Pack: Gummy Bag of Dicks, Pop-Up Dick Card, and Optional Dick Confetti

Valentine’s Day Pack: Gummy Bag of Dicks, Pop-Up Dick Card, and Optional Glitter or Confetti 🍬💌✨

This Valentine’s Day, ditch the boring gifts and send something unforgettable (and slightly inappropriate). The Valentine’s Day Pack has everything you need to bring laughter, sass, and maybe just a little chaos to someone’s day. It’s packed with delicious gummy dicks, a pop-up dick card, and the option to sprinkle in glitter or dick confetti for good measure.

What’s Inside:
🍬 "I Thought You Could Use Some Dick" Gummy Bag of Dicks – Sweet, fruity, and ridiculously hilarious, these delicious gummy dicks are guaranteed to make anyone laugh (and snack happily).
💌 Valentine's Day Pop-Up Dick Card – A bold, cheeky card that literally pops up to tell them to eat a dick, but in the cutest way possible.
✨ Optional Glitter or Dick Confetti – Because nothing says “I care” like glitter in places they’ll be finding for months.

Why It’s the Perfect Valentine’s Day Gift:

1. Give Your Galentine Some Dick (You Knew They Were Missing) – Show your bestie you’re looking out for them. After all, every Galentine deserves a little extra love… in gummy form.
2. Tell Your Boyfriend or Girlfriend There’s More Dick Coming – The pop-up card and gummy dicks are just the start. Consider it a teaser for what’s to come later.
3. Confuse the Shit Out of Someone Anonymously – Send this to a friend, crush, or coworker, and let them wonder if “eat a dick” is a compliment or an insult. (It’s both.)
4. Tell Your Asshole Ex to Eat a Dick – Because closure tastes sweeter when it’s shaped like a gummy penis.

Why They’ll Love It (Even If They Hate It):

• The gummy dicks are deliciously fruity, making them the perfect snack (and subtle roast).
• The pop-up card is bold enough to say what you’re thinking but cute enough to soften the blow.
• Optional glitter or dick-shaped confetti ensures they’ll be talking about this gift long after Valentine’s Day.

This heart gift box for her, him, or anyone is your one-stop shop for laughter, awkwardness, and unforgettable memories. Whether it’s for your girlfriend, boyfriend, Galentine, or that ex who really deserves it, the Valentine’s Day Pack is here to bring the fun.

So, go ahead—spread some joy, send some sass, and give someone the sweetest sack of dicks they’ll ever receive. 💌✨🍬

IMPORTANT: Make sure you put the recipient's name and address in the shipping option. Otherwise it's you that ends up with the bag of dicks, albeit deservedly. 

**Recipient and purchaser must be 18 years of age or older**

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