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You know what every birthday needs? A cake, some booze, a few questionable life choices… and a bag of fruity gummy dicks.
Yes, you read that right. The Happy Birthday Bag of Dicks is the edible prank that says, “I care about you” and “also, eat a dick” in the same breath. It’s sweet, it’s chewy, it’s anatomically hilarious, and it’s going to be the one gift they remember long after the balloons have deflated.
If you’re tired of giving boring cards or generic candles, this is your move. It’s the ultimate birthday gag gift – funny enough to get a belly laugh, tasty enough to actually eat, and just inappropriate enough to make everyone question how they know you.
Order now, and make their birthday a little more dklicious.**
Most birthday gifts are forgettable. Nobody talks about the coffee mug you got them three years ago. But a bag of rainbow-colored gummy penises? Oh, they’ll talk. They’ll laugh. They’ll probably send you a text that says “WTF” followed by “also, these are delicious.”
This isn’t just candy – it’s an experience. The Happy Birthday Bag of Dicks brings that perfect mix of shock, laughter, and sugar rush that every celebration needs.
Picture it: they open the birthday-themed bag, expecting chocolates, maybe mints. Nope. Ten perfectly crafted gummy dicks, bright and fruity, just sitting there, staring them in the face.
Then comes the laugh. Then the photos. Then the moment they realize… they actually taste good. Suddenly, your edible prank just became the hit of the party.
“Good gag birthday gift.”
“I anonymously send this birthday gift every year at the end of April… and y’all never disappoint!!! Love it!”
“I can’t wait to give these out as gifts! Super hilarious.”
Birthday-themed gift bag that screams celebration.
10 fruity gummy dicks – sweet, chewy, and hilarious.
Optional anonymous shipping so they’ll never know it was you.
The perfect combo of dirty joke and delicious snack.
To your best friend who can handle a little inappropriate humor.
As revenge for that prank they pulled on you last year.
For the family member who has no filter anyway.
At a white elephant exchange where you want to win by pure shock value.
Add the Happy Birthday Bag of Dicks to your cart.
Enter their address (or yours if you want to hand it over yourself).
Decide if you want to stay anonymous.
Wait for the inevitable text or phone call that starts with, “You absolute a**hole…”
Sure, they’ll finish the gummies in a night, but the story? That’s forever. This is the kind of present that pops up in group chats, gets retold at the next barbecue, and cements you as the funniest gift-giver in the group.
Because when you boil it down, birthdays are about creating memories. And nothing says “happy birthday” quite like a mouthful of dicks… candy dicks, of course.
🎁 Click “Add to Cart” now and send them a Happy Birthday Bag of Dicks.
Give the gift of laughter, sugar, and mild humiliation – all wrapped up in a festive little package.
IMPORTANT: If you are sending to someone else make sure you put the recipient's name and address in the shipping option. Otherwise it's you that ends up with the bag of dicks, albeit deservedly.
**Recipient and purchaser must be 18 years of age or older**
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