$15.99 USD
Looking for the ultimate way to say “Happy Birthday” with a cheeky twist? The Happy Birthday Bag of Dicks is here to deliver laughs, fruity flavors, and a dose of irreverence! This hilarious gift includes 10 gummy candy dicks in a variety of fruity flavors, making it the perfect way to surprise someone with a bag of dicks for their special day.
Whether you’re sending it as a funny birthday present to your best friend or as an anonymous prank to someone who needs a little humor in their life, this birthday bag of dicks is sure to make an unforgettable impression. Say “Happy Birthday with dicks” and give them the gift of laughter (and delicious penis gummies).
Why It’s the Best Birthday Dick Gift Ever:
🎂 Celebrate with Style – A bold and hilarious way to say “Happy Fucking Birthday!”
🍬 Fruity Flavors Galore – These dick gummies are tasty enough to eat the whole bag in one sitting.
😂 Irresistibly Funny – Perfect for anyone with a sense of humor and love for fun present ideas.
🕵️ Send It Anonymously – Because nothing says “thinking of you” like a surprise bag of dicks.
This adult birthday present is ideal for anyone who loves a good laugh. Whether they’re celebrating a milestone birthday or just another trip around the sun, the Happy Birthday Bag of Dicks guarantees a memorable reaction. It’s also a great option for funny birthday presents or pranks for the more adventurous gifters out there.
So go ahead, brighten someone’s day (or roast them in the most delicious way possible). Give the gift that says it all: Eat a Bag of Dicks. 🎉🍆
IMPORTANT: If you are sending to someone else make sure you put the recipient's name and address in the shipping option. Otherwise it's you that ends up with the bag of dicks, albeit deservedly.
**Recipient and purchaser must be 18 years of age or older**
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