Pauric M.
I still haven't received it ordered it for a hen party I'm on currently and haven't received it. Deeply disappointed in the service
Janine S.
This was hilarious! Our friend still doesn’t know who sent him the giant dick package and is still finding glitter weeks later.
Anthony A.
This is how it came and ruined the whole prank! This is the second time I tried this crappy company I wanted to give them another shot but never again if this is how they ship their shitty product maybe you should spin off and sell poop instead that’s what your product looks like!
John E.
its went as planned!
Dr Mark L.
It was a funny prank
Kimberly C.
Old chocolate that had a price tag of $15.99 on it, yet I paid $25. Won’t be ordering again.
Susan M.
Never disappoints!
Kimberly S.
This was a gift for a friend as a joke. For the price I expected it to be bigger, I also expected it not to be old and I also expected it not to have a $16 price tag on the back when I paid $25 for it. You cannot return this item because it is perishabl. BULLCRAP.
This company is a scam and I will not be buying from them again.
Timothy T.
Bought for a friend
Scott W.
It arrived predominantly melted, my fault, I should have known better. Then I learn from my mistakes.
Cindy C.
Great way to prank your best friend or not so best friend. Either way you'll get a good laugh from providing a delicious treat to that person. Anonymous! Anonymous! Anonymous! They won't know who it came from and you'll leave them guessing.
Joseph T.
Bought it for a friend as a gag gift! It arrived on Valentines Day so she had no clue and opened it in front of her 10 year old son who won't stop asking questions!
Elmer j R.
My girlfriend's brother loved it as a valentine's day gift prank
Sue C.
The recipient I sent it to loved it and said it was one of her favorite Valentine's Day gifts.
sammy g.
not as big as the picture showed otherwise still funny
Maja G.
Put the order in november. Was supposed to be a chrismas present. I still havent gotten it. Its now jan 12.
Kirsten S.
Arrived on time
Christopher K.
Perfect delivery and got the exact reaction I was hoping for!
Aaron D.
Hilarious gift and the delicate expert packaging made it all the more of a surprise.
Dennis C.
They loved the prank gift! Will definitely send another to the next person who gets on my nerves
renee H.
I ordered 2 things only one got shipped. They never shipped the second item and kept my money.
Mike G.
The recipient was shocked and loved the gift!
Addley T.
Mailed promptly as advertised
Kevin H.
Awesome!im ordering another
Brittany F.
We ordered the Biden box and it came as a blank box to the person we sent it as. The effect was not the same! Otherwise, good deal!
Kaylene B.
You have quizzed me way too early.
Product remains unopened at this time.
Thomas S.
I love it a great gag gift for my buddys birthday
Laura A.
Didn't get to see her get,it.. But heard about it..
Emily D.
It arrived melted. Huge disappointment. They offered to replace it for free and send it with an ice pack, but I had to pay for the ice pack and pay shipping again. It was a disaster. A failed prank that ended up costing way way too much money.
Leo G.
I do know the package was received, the tracking stated it. I have not heard a thing about delivery. So anonymity was maintained. What more can I ask for than that. I will buy again
kevin w.
I send these out monthly to a lot of people that deserve it.... and they have no idea that it's me.... it's the best thing ever!!!!
Lisa S.
I sent the original Eat A Dick box to my Brother. He thought he had spoken the last word in an arguement until he received Dicks By Mail!
Ahhhh, the sweet taste of victory!
Thank you Dicks By Mail!!!!!!
Kevin J.
Way more realistic than it has any right to be hahahahahah
Owen W.
Great product and service!
Antonio Y.
I really look forward to a company or private business upsetting me so I can send a special thank you gift.
Matt K.
It showed it delivered, to the correct address, but I have a feeling it did not get delivered. Not a peep from the recipient who would not hold their tounge on this joke. Ordered another to see if the same thing happens, awaiting for it to ship now. I will give 5 star if the second lands and has a reaction.
Jose V.
Never received package.
Thomas C.
Got there fast. Many laughs
Rob H.
Good quality just didn’t come in the box I asked for
Keith L.
Dick for a Dick! Dicked get as mad or as upset as I thought he would !
Mohamed H.
Great quality and presentation and the best is the laughs
Dawn S.
Neighbors from hell got a well deserved gift.
Jean-Sébastien P.
The item looked like it had gone bad. Old chocolate. The box was plain white when we thought we had ordered a “classy” The Don box. Disappointed.
James W.
My order was never received, still shows enroute this was ordered 3 weeks ago.
Jake B.
It was purchased as a gag gift. Unfortunately it didn’t come in the Happy Birthday box I had ordered.
Cassie F.
I ordered this for my Aunt and from personal experience I know these taste delicious, the only complaint she had was that it was a tad bit small. Please make bigger dicks for my aunt Dawn.
Melony D.
Great prank gift!
Klaidas P.
I never got my package. And I cant find it anywhere
Jacob S.
It showed up to my friend with no information as to who it was from. It was perfect!
Jeff K.
My friend ate it so fast he got sick from devouring chocolate. We didn't know he had it until he was down to the balls. 69/10
Brandon C.
The chocolate dick was made so well! I would buy another
Sara M.
I sent it to my sister and she absolutely died laughing she loved it!
Rafat Q.
Generally speaking the experience sucks, I supposedly ordered this a week-ish before my friends birthday, it took over a week to just have the order processed, its been almost a month and package has not arrived, it estimates delivery on the 25th of december. Generally speaking the support sucks, takes forever to get a response, and no clarification eventually. I hope the dick turns out good and not ruined after a month of shipping.
Steven G.
This company is awsome. Went above and beyond my expectations. Helped me fix a mistake that I made. Contacted them asap and they did better than I ever imagined they would with the fix. I'll be ordering more stuff from them soon. Got a few people that deserve a dick in their mail.
HASAN K.
Arrived broken and box all beat up
Gabe P.
The product was great .
I ordered 3 boxes
The delivery delivery took longer than I expected . More than 10 business days!
The box I ordered was to say happy birthday....
But the all 3 boxes received said surprise.
Lisa H.
My narcissistic abusive ex husband was furious when he received his anonymous gift. Excellent service!
Crystal M.
Placed in the mailbox, melted, and baked. The recipient wasn't impressed and was angry he had to clean up a mess in his mailbox. Only send in winter months.
Delwyn J.
From start to finish the process was smooth!
Brian R.
Stunning amount of detail. Shipped discreetly for maximum surprise. Worth every penny.
Shannon L.
It was completely melted when it arrived
Customer
Sent this to my neighbors who like to play pranks. Shipped fast and came in a nice box, will definitely be ordering from them again.
Taylor B.
A+. Straight forward and showed up at the right place!
Aaron I.
Fortunately I didn’t get in trouble yet! Was in a PTSD blackout when I ordered it! Veteran
Travis B.
Great customer service! Thank you for helping me set the tone with my friends lol
Raleigh A.
Love ordering your products!! Your products are the best !! Will be ordering soon!!
Jason F.
Friend loved the gift, was totally surprised. He said only bad thing is it tasted like shit!
Nicole H.
It was received anonymously. He didn’t have a clue. Love it
Joshua M.
My boss want not amused
Scott H.
Great gag, shipped in a timely fashion. But it was packaged without adequate protection, as such it melted completely in a very short time. Liquified and leaked into the envelope that it was shipped in. No one got to eat any of it.
Vern J.
Chocolate dick was poorly received by individual, which was the hoped for result. Word quickly spread through the facility, causing lots of laughter.
Laura B.
My friend swears he’s a local celebrity and that people send him fanmail all the time - absolute grounds for a chocolate dicking. His mother opened it…she thinks less of him now. 10/10
Shawn C.
This was the best dick ever. There person that received it loved taking it deep. It really stretched out his throat. He took videos slowing taking it down and it melted ever so smoothly down his throat.
Michael B.
What a glorious gift! Sent to my husband the last time we were in a fight - we both got a good laugh out of it when it arrived. I highly recommend this product!
Federico B.
I LOOOOVED IT!!! I send it to a very good friends and he loved it so bad! He ended up eating mine too!!!!!
Customer
Did not disappoint! Great gag gift! Completely anonymous!
WILLIAM L.
Hilarious ! Service is awesome !
Renee S.
The recipient was super excited to receive this gift
Thank you!
Edward M.
Sister still doesn't know who sent it.
Michael B C.
The guy was a dick boss and his wife loved to sux dick even If it wasn't his LOL So this was the perfect gift !
James W.
Perfect, this gift really got my enemy fired up. Dude blew a gasket because I addressed it to John Assface so the mailman would see it. Worked so well that I ordered a bag of dicks addressed to John TheCowardlyPunk. John Lucas is a bitch, and these gifts sent him over the edge!
Dave H.
BOUGHT THIS FOR MY BUDDIES BIRTHDAY AND HAD IT SENT TO WORK, OBVIOUSLY HAD TO WARN THE LADY IN CHARGE OF THE OFFICE CAUSE SHE USUALLY OPENS THE MAIL BEFORE DISTRIBUTING IT OUT. HE ABSOLULTELY LOVED IT!!! AMAZED THAT A FEW DAYS LATER THAT WE ALL DECIDED TO BREAK IT UP AND EAT IT. THE VEINY CHOCOLATE SHAFT WAS REALLY TASTY! CAN'T EXPRESS HOW AWESOME OF A GIFT THIS IS.
Customer
Have been getting these for my brother for his birthday every couple of years. Has no clue it’s me and has gone crazy trying to figure out who sent them
Michael K.
Perfect gag gift! No.. Don’t try that.. ;)
Emily V.
It did not arrive in the birthday box so there was minor confusion.
Morgan S.
thank you fast delivery and lots of laughs
Megan H.
Loved it! Sure sent the perfect message lol
