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"I Love You...And Your Dick" Valentine's Day Greeting Card
This original greeting card pops open with a 3D penis and the message "EAT A DICK".
Like any of our products, we'll also ship this 100% anonymously for you!
IMPORTANT: Make sure you put the recipient's name and address in the shipping option. Otherwise it's you that ends up with the bag of dicks, albeit deservedly.
**Recipient and purchaser must be 18 years of age or older**
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