I Have a Small Penis! Never-Ending Prank Greeting Card

I Have a Small Penis! Never-Ending Prank Greeting Card – The Gift That Just Won’t Shut Up

You know that moment when you wish you could annoy someone so badly they question every decision that led to knowing you? This card does exactly that. And it does it for up to three straight hours.

The I Have a Small Penis! Never-Ending Prank Greeting Card is not for the weak. It’s for people who want their prank to live rent-free in someone’s head until they’re curled up in the fetal position, begging for mercy.

Click Add to Cart and send a tsunami of humiliation straight to their ears.

Why This Card is Pure Evil (In the Best Way)

Sure, you could send a bag of gummy dicks, maybe a glitter bomb, but nothing - and I mean nothing - sticks like an audio loop screaming “I have a small penis” over and over again. It’s relentless. It’s savage. It’s beautiful.

• Hidden speaker that loops for up to 3 hours

• Durable cardstock so they can’t just rip it in half without a fight

• 100% anonymous shipping so you stay in the shadows like the prank ninja you are

• Perfect for bachelor parties, breakup revenge, roasting a buddy, or just giving someone a hilarious mental breakdown

This isn’t just a prank. It’s psychological warfare… gift-wrapped.

How It Goes Down

They get the envelope. They open the card. The sound starts. At first, they laugh. Thirty minutes in, their eye starts twitching. An hour in, they’re pacing the room like a caged animal. By the time the full three hours is up, they’re either throwing the card in a lake or wondering how to fake their own death.

Want to see this masterpiece in action? Watch the carnage here:

Product Details

• Folded greeting card with hidden sound device

• Audio plays “I have a small penis” in a never-ending loop for up to 3 hours

• Made with premium durable cardstock

• Ships 100% anonymously

• Fits in a standard envelope

• Perfect for: Bachelor party prank, breakup joke, revenge surprise, anonymous insult, just because joke

Pro Tips for Maximum Chaos

• Send it with no return address for full mystery

• Slip it into a gift bag so they can’t ignore it

• Mail it to arrive right before a big event so everyone gets to enjoy the show

Final Word

The I Have a Small Penis! Never-Ending Prank Greeting Card is not for casual jokers. It’s for people who believe pranks should be felt deep in the soul. Whether it’s roasting your best friend or taking revenge on your ex, this is the kind of chaos that gets remembered.

So go ahead. Click Add to Cart. Send it. And wait for the glorious, frustrated, “WHO SENT THIS?!” text that will make your week.

IMPORTANT: Make sure you put the recipient's name and address in the shipping option. Otherwise it's you that ends up with the bag of dicks, albeit deservedly. 

**Recipient and purchaser must be 18 years of age or older**

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