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You know that moment when you wish you could annoy someone so badly they question every decision that led to knowing you? This card does exactly that. And it does it for up to three straight hours.
The I Have a Small Penis! Never-Ending Prank Greeting Card is not for the weak. It’s for people who want their prank to live rent-free in someone’s head until they’re curled up in the fetal position, begging for mercy.
Click Add to Cart and send a tsunami of humiliation straight to their ears.
Sure, you could send a bag of gummy dicks, maybe a glitter bomb, but nothing - and I mean nothing - sticks like an audio loop screaming “I have a small penis” over and over again. It’s relentless. It’s savage. It’s beautiful.
Hidden speaker that loops for up to 3 hours
Durable cardstock so they can’t just rip it in half without a fight
100% anonymous shipping so you stay in the shadows like the prank ninja you are
Perfect for bachelor parties, breakup revenge, roasting a buddy, or just giving someone a hilarious mental breakdown
This isn’t just a prank. It’s psychological warfare… gift-wrapped.
They get the envelope. They open the card. The sound starts. At first, they laugh. Thirty minutes in, their eye starts twitching. An hour in, they’re pacing the room like a caged animal. By the time the full three hours is up, they’re either throwing the card in a lake or wondering how to fake their own death.
Want to see this masterpiece in action? Watch the carnage here:
Folded greeting card with hidden sound device
Audio plays “I have a small penis” in a never-ending loop for up to 3 hours
Made with premium durable cardstock
Ships 100% anonymously
Fits in a standard envelope
Perfect for: Bachelor party prank, breakup joke, revenge surprise, anonymous insult, just because joke
Send it with no return address for full mystery
Slip it into a gift bag so they can’t ignore it
Mail it to arrive right before a big event so everyone gets to enjoy the show
The I Have a Small Penis! Never-Ending Prank Greeting Card is not for casual jokers. It’s for people who believe pranks should be felt deep in the soul. Whether it’s roasting your best friend or taking revenge on your ex, this is the kind of chaos that gets remembered.
So go ahead. Click Add to Cart. Send it. And wait for the glorious, frustrated, “WHO SENT THIS?!” text that will make your week.
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