I Have a Small Penis! Never-Ending Prank Greeting Card

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Looking for a hilarious and unforgettable prank to send to your friends or loved ones? Look no further than the "I Have a Small Penis" Never-Ending Prank Greeting Card from Dick at Your Door.

This high-quality and cheeky card is the perfect way to surprise and delight your recipient with a never-ending loop of the phrase "I have a small penis." With our innovative prank technology, the sound can play continuously for up to three hours, providing endless amusement and laughs for you and your recipient.

But who should you send this prank card to? Here are just a few examples:

• Your best friend who always brags about his manhood
• Your coworker who takes himself too seriously
• Your ex who could use a good laugh
• Your partner who knows your sense of humor all too well
• Your sibling who loves a good prank

At Dick at Your Door, we're committed to providing the highest-quality products and service to our customers. That's why our "I Have a Small Penis" Never-Ending Prank Greeting Card is printed on durable cardstock, ensuring that it will last long after the initial surprise has worn off.

Plus, with same-day shipping available for orders placed by 3PM EST, you can be sure that your prank will arrive in plenty of time to surprise and amuse your recipient. Most orders arrive within three days of shipping, so you won't have to wait long to start enjoying the endless entertainment that this card provides.

In conclusion, if you're looking for a hilarious and unforgettable way to prank your friends or loved ones, then the "I Have a Small Penis" Never-Ending Prank Greeting Card from Dick at Your Door is the perfect choice. With its never-ending loop of the phrase "I have a small penis," this card is sure to provide endless amusement and laughter for you and your recipient. Order yours today and get ready to surprise and delight with a gift they'll never forget.