Roses are so 2000. Chocolate is in......even better, a gross flesh colored chocolate dick.
This White Chocolate Flesh Colored Dick in a box is perfect for a special occasion or just a friendly reminder to eat a dick.
Made with white chocolate and orange coloring to create a flesh colored dong.
Gluten Free, nut free (no pun intended), and made from Peruvian cacao beans, these four ounce chocolates are perfect for your next practical joke, gag gift, or adult party.
These delicious chocolate dicks run between 4-5 inches and 3-4 ounces of wonderful chocolate penis in your mouth. . Hmmm
IMPORTANT: Make sure you put the recipient's name and address in the shipping option. Otherwise it's you that ends up with the bag of dicks, albeit deservedly.
**Recipient and purchaser must be 18 years of age or older**
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What Others Are Saying About This Product
yvonne r.
Best prank gift ever
Jonathan R.
She never suspected, but she knew it was from me the moment she opened it. Best birthday gift ever!
Steven B.
Wife got a kick out of it, chocolate was great
James T.
Loved it! Great for being sneaky with gifting gag gifts.
Karrie S.
These are great gag gifts!! They taste amazing as well
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yvonne r.
Best prank gift ever
Jonathan R.
She never suspected, but she knew it was from me the moment she opened it. Best birthday gift ever!
Steven B.
Wife got a kick out of it, chocolate was great
James T.
Loved it! Great for being sneaky with gifting gag gifts.
Karrie S.
These are great gag gifts!! They taste amazing as well
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We try our best, but candy melts in summer - help us out if you're shipping somewhere hot.
Pick COLD SHIPPING at checkout - insulation + ice pack, Priority Mail. (Cold orders ship Mon-Wed only, so they don't bake over the weekend.)
Add SavedBy insurance (usually a buck or two) - melted or damaged? We reship free.
No cold shipping + no SavedBy = melted dicks are on you.