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The Chocolate Dick + Bag of Dicks Combo!

Grab two of our favorites in one "package": The organic Chocolate Penis + Bag of Gummy Dicks. 

The original and absolute best chocolate penis novelty gift for your friends, (fr)enemies, or just the neighbor who can’t seem to pick up her dog’s poop in your yard.

Gluten Free, nut free (no pun intended), and made from Peruvian cacao beans, these four ounce chocolates are perfect for your next practical joke, gag gift, or adult party. 

5 inches and 4 ounces of wonderful chocolate penis in your mouth. Hmmm

Shipped anonymously of course.


IMPORTANT: Make sure you put the recipient's name and address in the shipping option. Otherwise it's you that ends up with the bag of dicks, albeit deservedly. 

**Recipient and purchaser must be 18 years of age or older**

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