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Finally, a home accessory that says, “Yes, I’m a functioning adult, but also, I think dicks are hilarious.” Meet Dick Coasters! - handcrafted cork coasters made right here in the USA that are just as functional as they are inappropriate. Whether you’re sipping whiskey like a gentleman or pounding beers with your buddies, these funny offensive coasters keep your surfaces safe while serving up a fresh dose of shock value.
Perfect for bachelor parties, housewarming gags, or just to mess with your uptight in-laws, Dick Coasters turn every drink into a conversation piece. You can grab them individually or in a four-piece variety pack so every glass gets its own cheeky dick-themed design.
Click Add to Cart now and start serving drinks with a side of WTF.
Because normal coasters are boring. You can go buy some plain wood circles at Target, but will they make your friends spit beer laughing? No. Will they make your roommate do a double take when he sets down his coffee? Nope. Dick Coasters do.
These are the perfect mix of practical and wildly inappropriate. They actually protect your table from water rings, but they also make sure anyone who comes over knows you have an A+ sense of humor (and maybe questionable taste).
Handcrafted cork - sturdy, absorbent, and built to last
Available individually or as a set - because sometimes you just need one dick in the room, sometimes four
NSFW designs - tasteful enough for the fun friends, offensive enough to keep grandma guessing
Made in the USA - proudly keeping your table clean and your guests uncomfortable
Ships discreetly - no one at the post office will know you just bought a set of penis coasters
Picture this: You’re throwing a party. People are drinking, laughing, and someone finally looks down and says, “Wait… is this coaster… a dick?” Cue the roaring laughter, the phone pics, and the knowledge that your coasters just became the star of the night.
Or maybe it’s the morning after, and your hungover roommate puts his coffee on one and mutters, “Jesus Christ…” while shaking his head. Either way, mission accomplished.
“Was awesome.”
Yeah, that’s it. Because when a product is literally a coaster shaped or printed like a penis, you don’t need a novel. You just need it to be awesome - and it is.
Bachelor parties that need more than just beer pong
Housewarming gifts that get remembered
White elephant exchanges where you want to win (because yes, winning is possible)
Barware collections that are way too serious
Roommate pranks that will keep on giving
Stocking stuffers for people who can take a joke
Handcrafted cork coaster(s) with NSFW designs
Choice of single coaster or four-piece variety pack
Durable, functional, and offensive
Completely discreet shipping so your mailman doesn’t judge you
Guaranteed laughs or at least some awkward silence followed by more laughs
Because they’re unexpected. You don’t see a dick-shaped coaster every day - and when you do, it’s impossible not to say something about it. These aren’t just conversation starters, they’re conversation hijackers.
They’re also a weirdly good icebreaker for parties, date nights, or any time you have guests over who don’t know each other yet. After the first laugh, everyone’s comfortable - or at least distracted enough to forget the awkward small talk.
You could buy boring coasters that blend into the table. Or you could buy Dick Coasters and make your guests laugh, blush, and remember your party for all the wrong (but right) reasons.
Click Add to Cart now and start serving drinks with the class of a sommelier and the humor of a college frat boy.
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