Emojibator - Go Fuck Yourself

Emojibator - Go Fuck Yourself

Because sometimes, the only logical thing left to say is “Go Fuck Yourself”... literally.

This is not your average gag gift. This is a fully functional, 10-speed eggplant-shaped vibrator that manages to be both hilariously petty and shockingly useful at the same time. Perfect for breakups, Galentine’s Day, bachelorette parties, or as a little love letter to yourself, the Emojibator - Go Fuck Yourself is the kind of gift that says exactly what you mean, with no room for misinterpretation.

Whether you’re sending it to an ex as a parting shot or gifting it to your best friend with a wink and a laugh, this 4.84 x 1.22 inch purple powerhouse gets the point across. And the best part? It ships 100 percent anonymously, so you can drop your little vibrating truth bomb without anyone ever knowing it was you.

Add to Cart now and deliver the sassiest, most satisfying “f*** you” in history.

Why This is the Ultimate Petty Gift

• Hilariously direct - the name says it all

• Actually works - 10 vibration settings for maximum “self care”

• Compact and cute - travel-sized eggplant emoji that fits in your bag or nightstand

• Anonymous shipping - no receipts, no return address, no awkward explanations

The Scene You’re Creating

Picture this. They get a small, innocent-looking package in the mail. They open it. There it is... an eggplant vibrator staring them down with the smugness only a plastic vegetable can pull off.

They laugh. They blush. They don’t know whether to be insulted or impressed. But here’s the thing - they’re definitely keeping it.

Fast forward a week... they’re still talking about it. They’ve shown their friends. They’ve told the story ten times. You’ve given them the most unforgettable gag gift of their life - and you’re somewhere else, sipping wine, giggling to yourself like the genius you are.

Real Reviews From People Who Get It

"It’s the perfect size, soo cute, travel size. Only thing is batteries go fast lol. 10/10 Love it!!!"
"Amazing. Got this for myself and absolutely love it!!!!"

What You’re Getting

• 4.84 x 1.22 inch eggplant-shaped vibrator

• 10 vibration settings for a customizable ride

• Travel-sized design for easy storage or portability

• Made from body-safe materials

• Anonymous shipping for zero awkwardness

• A perfect mix of comedy and actual functionality

Why It Works Every Time

Because it’s equal parts insult and indulgence. Sure, it’s funny. Sure, it’s petty. But unlike most gag gifts, this one actually does something. And that’s what makes it legendary.

It’s not just a joke. It’s a conversation starter, a memorable moment, and in some cases... a gift that keeps on giving. Whether they laugh, roll their eyes, or send you a thank-you text they’ll regret later, you’ve officially cemented your place in their personal history.

Be the Legend of Their Group Chat

Anyone can send flowers or a card. It takes a true legend to send an anonymous eggplant vibrator with a silent-but-deadly message.

Click Add to Cart. Send it. Sit back. And know you’ve just sent the most outrageous, on-brand “Go Fuck Yourself” the world has ever seen.

IMPORTANT: Make sure you put the recipient's name and address in the shipping option. Otherwise it's you that ends up with the bag of dicks, albeit deservedly. 

**Recipient and purchaser must be 18 years of age or older**

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