Dick Towel – Dicks By Mail - Anonymously mail a bag of dicks

Dick Towel


The Official Dick Towel.

As seen on Always Sunny in Philadelphia, now available at DicksByMail.com!!


It’s a tiny bird, a huge unit, and tight buns all rolled into one funny, functional and sexual towel. Brought to you by Mac, Dennis and Charlie from It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia, this towel will change YOUR life. The Dick Towel works on a girl too. See our informative independent video below and get yours today, bro.


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