Who doesn't like options?

We offer the classic Bag of Dicks By mail, but now we're offering a chance to send your friends and family a pair of tits by mail with one of the following stock messages:

"YOU'RE THE TITS"

"SUCK A BAG OF TITS"

"CALM YOUR TITS", and several other finely curated options for your choosing. 

Enjoy! 

IMPORTANT: Make sure you put the recipient's name and address in the shipping option. 

**Recipient and purchaser must be 18 years of age or older**

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