Bag of Tits!
Who doesn't like options?
We offer the classic Bag of Dicks By mail, but now we're offering a chance to send your friends and family a pair of tits by mail with one of the following stock messages:
"YOU'RE THE TITS"
"SUCK A BAG OF TITS"
"CALM YOUR TITS", and several other finely curated options for your choosing.
IMPORTANT: Make sure you put the recipient's name and address in the shipping option.
**Recipient and purchaser must be 18 years of age or older**