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his Valentine’s Day, say goodbye to boring gifts and embrace the laughter with the ultimate chocolate cock and candy combo. The "I Heard You Needed Some Dick" Bundle is here to deliver humor, sweetness, and a playful dose of sass to anyone who could use a good laugh (and maybe a little “dick”) this holiday. Whether it’s for your partner, bestie, or that one friend who’s always joking about needing a chocolate penis, this bundle is the perfect mix of sweet and cheeky fun.
🍫 Chocolate Dick: A rich, indulgent chocolate penis made with premium Peruvian cacao that’s as delicious as it is daring. Perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh with their dessert.
🍬 Heartfelt Bag of Dicks: Sweet, fruity gummy dicks that are the ultimate Valentine’s candy for someone who needs to “eat a bag of dicks” in the most delicious way possible.
🍫 Chocolate Cock – Valentine’s Edition: A second chocolate masterpiece because one chocolate cock just isn’t enough! This bold treat is perfect for snacking and sharing (or keeping all to yourself).
🍆 A Dash of Self-Love: The bundle also features a cheeky self-care surprise because Valentine’s Day is all about loving yourself—literally.
❤️ For Your Partner: Remind them how sweet (and funny) love can be with a delicious chocolate dick and some Valentine’s candy they’ll never forget.
😂 For Your Single Friends: Joking about needing dick on Valentine’s Day? Problem solved—this bundle’s got chocolate, candy, and laughs to spare.
💔 For Your Ex: Because nothing says “closure” like sending them a bag of dicks or a chocolate penis with a side of sass.
🎁 For Anyone Who Needs a Laugh: The perfect mix of humor, sweetness, and inappropriate fun for friends, coworkers, or Galentines.
