Kristy S.
Sent this to my BFF for his 41st bday. We always talk about sending bags of dicks to our least favorite people, so I wasn't surprised by the text I received from said BFF when it arrived in the mail. "You mother fucker" is the best response I could ever have hoped for. My BFF got dicked...and I was the one to do it!
William P.
Best Dick I have ever purchased. Purchased for a supervisor I work with and had it sent to him as a joke. The entire office laughed hysterically at the supervisor's expense. Little do my coworkers know, our Secret Santa gifts this Christmas will be bought from you guys!
Daniel P.
Sent it to my younger sister who stuck her big F*%#ing nose into my 46-year-old life and started causing trouble. I sent her this little number and she took it as a threat because I could reach her even from the other side of the country. Her behavior has since stopped. Such a simple solution, who would’ve thought it could be so easy. She called to complain and I told her to put it in her mouth and hold it there until it melted and her problems would go away like magic. I certainly hope she followed my advice. Thank you again for a great product
Jaegar R.
I was able to give my work buddy something he never had before. I wish you had bigger sizes to buy. Would have made my day to give this dude a whale sized schlong just to see his face.
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Anonymous and arrived within a reasonable time period
Michael H.
I was hysterically laughing for five god damn minutes when I got this in the mail and opened it. Kudos to who ever the fuck sent this to me.
Rania Mohamed D.
Great customer service!! This product really let's the person receiving it know they are being thought about in a loving way.
james o.
It surprised the heck out of my brother in law.He couldn't figure out who sent it.Great prank!We got a lot of laughs out of it.
Nathan C.
Melted in her mouth!
Jon W.
Great prank worth the money. Sent it to my best friend for his birthday. He immediately knew is was me.
Dustin B.
Sent it to my little brother for his birthday and he laughed til he cried.
Stuart B.
What a wonderful gift. Not only did it feel great to send it, but my recipient talked about how great it was to feel the authentic mouth feel, excellent realism and gorgeous size, as well as all natural ingredients? Does it get any better? My advice: Send a dick to someone you love today. You (and they) will not regret it.
Will G.
Bought 2 for gifts, they were great! Recipients thought it was hilarious
Phebe C.
A fantastic surprise that brings laughter, excitement and satisfaction
Lorne C.
Awesome gag gift.
Gabriella G.
Absolutely hilarious prank. Prompt updates and delivery.
Jane D.
I sent this to my ex for being a d***head to me. His mom opened the package, I've been laughing so hard since. This is a great way to tell your exs suck my d***
Alberto L.
Funniest thing EVER!!
Heather D.
This gift was hilarious!
Alyssa G.
Absolutely hilarious. I sent it to a friend and she loved it. Well worth it.
Robert D.
It’s was an awesome gift and we laughed a lot but apparently there just for looks because the taste of the chocolate was the worst thing I’ve ever tasted. Other then that it was awesome.
Macaria K.
I got this for my sister and she still doesn't know who it's from. Long story short, my money was well spent.
Mark S.
I send only the finest dicks by mail. Your company streamlines the process for fast and efficient dick delivery.
Aimee V.
The gift was great, but the chocolate dick was a little small. Awesome joke gift.
Melissa V.
Sent this to my brother & he loved it. He showed it to my Mom and she said “it’s so small” but that’s ok, because it’s the THOUGHT that counts, not the size
Elizabeth B.
Got this for my best friend. I gave it to him in person and he loved it so much that he got one for his boss
Melissa S.
I love how you can remain anonymous. My friend is still trying to figure out who sent it!! Lol
Griffin H.
Brother was very surprised
Jason P.
Sent this to my friend Seppie , it was during COVID so it just made his day , he hadn’t seen a dick in months and was getting dick amnesia, this chocolate dick made Christmas come early for him , he said the only downside is the dick doesn’t stay together once you start putting it in and out of your mouth
Robert N.
It’s my favorite way to give retribution to those most deserving of it.
Angela P.
Thank you it was a great pay back for my brother who is being an asshat
Jon Bravo G.
This is a fun and yummy gift! I'd love to have the option to buy a bigger size as well as dark chocolate ones, but these are still fun gifts as they are.
Brad t.
I herd about this dicks by mail. I looked it up on line checked out the reviews and tried it out. The sight is user friendly. It took a couple of week to get there but was so worth it. Thanks dicks by mail. He never seen that coming.
Logan M.
The greatest website to get gag gifts for tour friends(no
Chris P.
I have gotten my brother in-law and also my brother with this joke. I have a few more people lined up for it .....
Jordan F.
It’s perfect, don’t know who sent it! That’s best part that it’s anonymous!
Loren B.
Hilarious, my father in law is still trying to figure out who sent it.
Michael N.
It was a nicely sized, veiny chocolate dick that did the job. Great gag gift(not literally, or maybe). Got it for my girlfriend's birthday, laughs were had.
Mike M.
So when your buddies favorite response is eat a dick there was only one way to reply. What made it even better was having his wife open it.
Courtney C.
my friends loved thier birthday present but the product itself was a lot smaller than i expected. The picture makes it look a lot bigger than it actually is.
Kevin C.
Got this as a gift for a dear friend. As fate would have it, he was away on business when the package arrived. His wife opened it and send him a photo - he had no idea who sent it. Lots of laughs.
Callie J.
Smaller than expected But my friend loved it so
David P.
She ate it in one bite. I think I'm in love!
Katie W.
Sent one to my best friend for her birthday and she thought it was hilarious!
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My friend said: 5/5 would eat that dick again!
Bobby E.
It wasn’t as big as I thought it would be.
Customer
Randomly sent my sister a dick in the mail. Hilarious and worth the money.
Fast shipping and excellent customer service.
Michelle B.
I sent the dick to one of my good friends who lives alone and so has been having a hard time during the shelter in place. It was a real day maker!
Justin H.
It was hilarious to see his face when he opened it.
Meredith P.
This was hysterical. My friend had no clue so sent it to him. I laughed for about a week both anticipating the arrival, and upon my friend pondering who sent him a chocolate dick. Great!
Tiffany S.
Purchased for a friends bday. She absolutely loved it and said it tasted great!
LAUREN B.
Sent it to friends. They were pissed; not knowing who sent then a chocolate dick
and I loved it.
Kera W.
Hilariously worth every penny. Had my brother calling everyone in his phone trying to figure out who it was. The quality was great too!
Timothy S.
So I ordered a standard chocolate dick, and after completing the order, realized I'd sent it to the wrong address! Normally this would be a hassle, but just an email or two later and they had it all sorted for me. 10/10 experience.
Roxanne C.
I got this for my friend’s birthday and it surprised her perfectly.
Sophie P.
My brother thought it was funny. My parents did not.
Brandon B.
B day gift for my lil bro!!!!
Chelsea F.
I gave it to a friend who has it now in the middle of her coffee table at home
Jordan J.
100% recommend. The center liquid was a bit suspect tho #NoHomo
Travis D.
She loves the coco d
Alicia D.
Most hilarious and fun gift ever!
Kathryn M.
Fast delivery!!
Patricia L.
I sent it anonymously to a coworker. He suspected it might be me but wasn’t sure. It was great when he figured it out. He hates me now
Stacy L.
I sent this to a friend who was going through some stuff and it definitely got a good laugh out of her!
Christopher D.
Great Gag Gift
Annaliza S.
This was this best anonymous gift I gave too my friend. It such a funny gift joke. Too friends who love humor. I will buy again! Came in the mail fast. Looks as is.
Kevin S.
Sent one to a friend of mine and it was totally hilarious. He couldn't figure out who or why someone would send him something like that. I haven't laughed so much in a long time.
Harry W.
Great gag gift for two of my good friends. Both had no clue who sent it and spent a week trying to figure out who did.
Stephen K.
Friend loved it
Ryan C.
The person that i sent it to still doesnt know who it came from. She was shocked but loved it.
jennifer F.
Sent this to a friend and she thought it was hilarious! The only tiny downside was that I thought this would be quite a bit larger than it actually is. SUPER funny and quickly delivered.
Jennifer K.
Came quick, no pun intended
Mark W.
The perfect gift for an old Navy buddy of mine. It arrived on time as promised. My Navy buddy lives in another state and he knew it came from me but it was still the perfect surprise for the holidays.
Willie M.
I sent this to a friend as GAG gift. Get it?
Joseph R.
Pranked my boss at work who we call "The Don" w this chocolate surprise! Left it on the seat of his truck as he gets a candy bar each morning while gassing up also... Dicksbymail.com are a very honorable company in which I will do business w for life ☠
Kacey L.
Alright. I got this bad boy for my best friend because she's all depressed and shit and I knew she'd at least smile at it. I appreciate the updates on shipping because I completely forgot I had bought it for a bit. It came and she was so happy. Ridiculously veiny, great ballsack for a handhold, and she got to send her man a hilarious video of her sucking off your guys' chocolate dick. 10/10, A+, gold star's all around.
Oh, she also thought the flower box was "adorable and classy".
Karrie S.
I sent this to a friend. It was awesome!!!
Aly M.
Very, very detailed. Thought it would've been bigger, though. If there was a measurement in the item description, I sure as hell didn't read it. You guys should do mega huge ones. Fucking. Huge.
Tim L.
Fantastic!!! Best early Christmas present I’ve ever given myself!! Highly recommend to gift to that special person in your life!
Paige K.
I am so happy with my purchases. I was actually sent the wrong item at first and emailed the company and within days was sent the right item!
Michaela C.
Was wrapped as a birthday gift, the reaction was priceless! Was a huge (no pun intended) hit!
Jason B.
I unfortunately don’t have a picture of the reaction, but I sent this to someone that really has been a massive dick head. For what I heard, his reaction was top notch! Thank you Dicks By Mail for giving me the opportunity to tell that special someone to go eat a dick.
Nicholas Y.
I actually sent this to myself, so I could directly give it as Christmas gift. He didn't seem too pleased with me when he opened, but everyone else was laughing. It was a success. He wasn't all that mad after. Good fun.
Gamenutt
I buy these on the regular because, the chocolate soothes my dry sockets where my teeth used to be. You cannot beat the flavor! I just wished they had options with more girth.
Kristy M.
Bought it for my aunts birthday. I pranked her every year and she loves chocolate. It was great!
Kaley W.
Perfect gift for my friend.
stephen d.
Girlfriend tells me its the Best dick shes ever gotten from me!
