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Eat a Dick - The Chocolate Dick

When words just aren’t enough, let a delicious chocolate dick say it for you! Perfect for laughs, pranks, or cheeky gifts, this chocolate penis is here to deliver sass, sweetness, and a whole lot of WTF. Whether it’s Christmas, Valentine’s Day, a birthday, Mother’s Day (yes, we went there), or just a random act of anonymous revenge, this edible masterpiece is guaranteed to leave an impression.

Why It’s the Perfect Gift:

🍫 100% Delicious Peruvian Cacao: Crafted from high-quality, gluten-free Peruvian cacao beans, this chocolate cock isn’t just funny—it’s downright delicious. Sweet revenge has never tasted better.
📏 Size Matters: Each chocolate penis is 4-5.5 inches long and weighs in at a hefty 3-4 ounces of pure chocolatey goodness. It’s the perfect mouthful—pun intended.
🎁 Versatile Gift for Every Occasion:

  • Bachelorette Parties: Add some naughty flair to the festivities.
  • Pranks on Friends (or Frenemies): Because who wouldn’t laugh at an unexpected chocolate dick?
  • Anonymous Revenge: Neighbor won’t stop leaving dog poop in your yard? Send them this sweet surprise, shipped discreetly for maximum mystery.
  • Special Holidays: Whether it’s Christmas or Valentine’s Day, nothing says “I care” like chocolate in the shape of a penis.

What Makes It Unique:

  • Gluten-Free and Guilt-Free: Perfect for indulging without worry.
  • Shipped Anonymously: Want to keep them guessing? Your secret’s safe with us.
  • Ridiculously Funny: Nothing breaks the ice (or the tension) quite like unwrapping a chocolate cock.

How to Enjoy:

  1. Laugh hysterically.
  2. Bite, nibble, or savor it however you please.
  3. Share the hilarity (or don’t—we won’t judge).

Perfect for:

🎉 Bachelorette Parties
🎄 Christmas Shenanigans
💔 Anonymous “Breakup” Gifts
❤️ Valentine’s Day Surprises
🎂 Birthdays with a Twist
😂 Just Because You Can

When it comes to novelty gifts, “Eat a Dick” Giant Chocolate Penis is the sweet, sassy, and slightly inappropriate choice that everyone will remember. So go ahead, send a little laughter (and chocolate) their way. 🍫🍆

Organic Chocolate Penis for all your funny pranks, bachelorette parties, or just a good gag gift!

The original and absolute best chocolate penis novelty gift for your friends, (fr)enemies, or just the neighbor who can’t seem to pick up her dog’s poop in your yard.

Gluten Free, and made from Peruvian cacao beans, these four ounce chocolates are perfect for your next practical joke, gag gift, or adult party. 

These delicious chocolate dicks run between 4-5.5 inches and 3-4 ounces of wonderful chocolate penis in your mouth. Hmmm

Shipped anonymously of course.

IMPORTANT: Make sure you put the recipient's name and address in the shipping option. Otherwise it's you that ends up with the bag of dicks, albeit deservedly. 

**Recipient and purchaser must be 18 years of age or older**

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