Bag of Dicks - Sent Anonymously

Richard loved his dicks!

My husband and I (both in our 60’s) have very spirited senses of humor. We’ve been “pranking” each other pretty much daily this fall, so when he got this package in the mail I just kept my back to him, cooking supper, trying to not burst out laughing. When he opened it the penis glitter fell all over his lap (hilarious), and when he pulled the bag of d*cks out, well, his response was a huge, confused WTF! I laughed so hard I nearly fell down, and when I dawned on him what just happened… well, I haven’t heard him laugh like that in ages!!! He says “eat a bag of d*cks every so often… but from now on, he’ll get even bigger laughs out of it. Thank you for this! It. Was. Hilarious!!!

It wasn’t very “Christian like” to send to my boyfriends ex wife so she said. BUT she didn’t know who sent them. She gave them to my ex and we enjoyed the delicious gummy fruit flavor.

The anonymous Bag of Dicks did exactly what we hoped it would! 100% would do it again!

I didn't get to witness it, but there's something incredibly satisfying about sending a bigot a bag of dicks with glitter in the box. Thank you for this service.

Great product

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The product shipped fast and I received confirmation that it was delivered quickly. The recipient never mentioned recieving it as was to be expected due to anonymity. :) It's safe to say that he never saw it cumming. Anonymous girfter

Never received & didn’t get my refund. Bs

Worked beautifully!! Would totally recommend and will buy again for certain!!

Sent to my girlfriends office. Was a huge hit got alot of humor and laughs

Sent to my son. He loved them !

It was a great surprise for my brothers 61st birthday

Couldn't have went any better

It was a cute idea.. shipping was longer than I expected but I think it was a good quality candy and clever!

Sent it to an out of town friend, get a phone call with them laughing hysterically! " a bag of dicks?", great fun prank

It was a great thought but by the time the made it to the destination the gummies were melted and the insulation ice pack was as well. The recipient loved the idea though.

I would rate higher but my recipient never received the package. I’m still waiting & it’s been over 2 weeks.

Not sure if I missed it but wish there had been a spot to leave a personal note

I sent these gummy dicks to my two best friends. Both of them loved the humor in them. One of the orders didn't arrive, and the owner immediately and in a friendly manner corrected the situation. I recommend this as a fun gift to give to friends who have a sense of humor.

We liked the old gummies better! The new ones aren't as good

Well thought the bag of dick would be funny I don’t recommend sending them to Florida by the time my buddy got home from work it was a melted bag of jello delivery time was perfect transaction excellent

Greatest

She loved the bag of Dicks, after she figured out who sent it to her lol.

Sent the comish of my fantasy league some dicks to eat early to get it out of my system

Great surprise for the recipient

I gave it as a gift and she absolutely

Bag of gummies arrived melted. Notified customer service and was offered another bag, but I'd have to pay for an ice pack. Agreed to do that. Invoice showed ice pack at $7.50, plus I had to pay for shipping, another $6-something. I complained, and they took off the shipping charges. All this for a $5. bag of gummies that were 5 oz. Not worth the hassle.

Easy to order, the person who received it is still scratching his head to figure out who would send him something like that

It was hilarious and a good prank on my best friend

Thank for helping me prank my sister in law this is my second time buying these and I love the reactions it gets

They were completely melted into one big blob and there was only a small amount of confetti

Quick and easy!

I sent the bag to my best friend in Texas. When he got it, it was a liquid bag of goo.

Sent a package to a friend who took less than 10 minutes to figure out who sent it. We both had a good laugh.

Great product to surprise that deserving friend!!! I also needed customer service this time and they responded quickly and resolved the issue which is rare today !!! Thank you !!!!

It was a funny joke to play on a person but the bag of dicks came expired that's why I only gave it four stars so of course I'm not going to eat it

Can't really give a review because I'm STILL waiting for the package to be delivered. Not too impressed with the shipping at all.

Loved them great funny gift and they tasted.

It was the absolute perfect gift for someone who thought disrespect of a female was funny. Joke was on him Thanks again

well, unfortunately the person who received the bag of dicks got so angry, they filed a temporary restraining order against me. thanks for keeping me anonymous tho! <3

This is my second time ordering this BODs for a friend of a friend. The first time was a year ago and this second time was an anniversary gift of sorts. These were ordered and sent anonymously and I must say, there is GREAT JOY in hearing how the recipient has responded to the package. I'm certain that this will become an annual gift from me, just because.

Best bag of dicks I ever had !

Fun sassy gift, quick delivery, yummy flavor

LOOOVVEEEDDD IT! And they said the gummies were some of the best they've ever had!! Great job guys, thank you!

It was delivered

Never received shipping confirmation, order never received

I ordered the Bag of Dicks for my wife. It was priceless; the parcel was addressed to her, so she had no idea what the contents were. The look on her face said more than any words could have expressed. She knew immediately what the candies were in the shape of, which made it better—just listening to her trying to figure out who sent it and how they knew her and her address. I haven't laughed that hard in quite some time.

I sent the bag to my sister and she thought it was HILARIOUS! The jube jubes were so tasty and very fresh! It made her day!

I sent it to my husband while I'm out of town for his birthday and he said they taste terrible. Coming from a man that eats anything I'm pretty disappointed especially with how much I spent on it.

I was hoping that the bag would have an eat of bag Card included. See photo.

Never got delivered :(

So it's apparently pretty easy to open the package in a way that spills the contents out unexpectedly. That's why the 'glitter' option is there, I think. Couldn't figure it at first but when my buddy opened his package, dick confetti and candy ended up all over his garage floor. The glitter would have made it an even bigger mess, lol! Next time I'm definitely adding the glitter

Was exactly what I needed and delivered fast. Perfect product for those with a Richard sense of humor.

Love them!!!!!!

It was a great experience. The Preston was completely caught off guard and it was hilarious.

Great product

I forgot about the Florida heat and humidity..lol they were melted into a big lump. Funny as can be.

I had these delivered anonymously and it was hilarious!! Best idea ever!!

It was never sent. I reached out twice by email and never got a response.

Consider having human a flesh colored offer of gummies - black, brown, some type of off white for Caucasians.

5 stars, she loved every inch!

We got these as a sublet job at a grumpy neighbor. It did the trick. He is still a stiff ahole tho.

I didn't even know if my order was delivered yet. My expected delivery date was suppose to be this past Tues (it's Fri now) then got expected delivery for tomorrow, Sat.

took longer then expected to get delivered but hey it went to Canada so its what ever lol

Send this to my coworker... I have not admitted this yet.

they are cute little dicks!

I sent an anonymous bag of dicks on March 20, 2024. They never made it. USPS tried to deliver on a Saturday, but because this was a Saturday, they were supposed to redeliver on Monday, March 25th. It was never delivered, and the system in USPS shows it. There is no reason to send something anonymous if it doesn't arrive.

I sent them to my son-in-law and it was perfect. He opened the box and was worried that he had pissed someone off and was trying so hard to figure out who might be mad at him. Of course my daughter told him immediately that it had to be me cause that is exactly the type of thing I do.

Not the quality or product as advertised.

I didn't get to see it, but I heard it was great!

easy to order and arrived on time!

These boxes were not delivered to the correct place, and I cannot get a proof of delivery from the delivery agent to prove otherwise. Brutal

Love it! I send bags of dicks about once a month and I love it! I love sending the bags of dicks!!!!

Great customer service! Mailed a bag of dicks to a dick who sells people's personal information to companies that harass/scam them

I ordered these 22 days ago and they’ve still not reached the recipient.

What a fantastic experience! I inadvertently provided the wrong address. They reshipped to the correct address. Great customer service! I'll definitely be ordering again!

Great gag gift for a friend’s birthday!

This was a hilarious consolation prize at my Pure Romance party. Even the second prize winner felt like a real winner!

Great gift, great surprise, great price

I sent this to a guy who lied to me about being married and it arrived in perfect timing when he brought his first born son home. Needless to say I'll be ordering more in the future.

It was fun to see the expression on their faces as they opened the mail!

It sucked a dick. After shop got involved in the transaction it went to the address in their system. My address! Sent multiple emails, no response so will be disputing with credit card.

Sent anonymously as a gag to a friend, only one bag was sent when I believe I paid for two, so that sucked.

Don’t waste your time. Tried to send it to a friend at a trade show for a week. Shows up over a week late and gets returned to sender because my friend has already left. Even paid for express. Won’t answer emails trying to get it redirected to where he lives.

I love this company!! My sister and I have sent so many things to friends and to regulars at her bar. It’s always funny when a regular comes in and tells us about them opening their mail my favorite part about this company is it’s completely anonymous my buddies crazy wife didn’t find it that funny when I sent him something. She called to find out who sent it and even said people were harassing her “son” (she doesn’t even have a son) and they still wouldn’t give up my name

I sent them to a friend for her birthday!! She enjoyed the prank gift!!

Was hopi g to get a bag of lollies as pictured on the website, however received this pathetic little bag with no “Bag of Dicks” written with any prominence. Such a rip off for more than $27, don’t waste your time or money. Also took over a month to get delivered. Poor experience

They were very good, the minute you opened the bag you could tell they were fresh, the flavor was in the air.

I purchased two the same day one was delivered and the other was not. There is no customer service number or email no tracking or way to find out what happened.

The bag of gummies was ripped open and then sealed in the shipping bag. It was a gag gift that was suppose to be mailed to an alternate address but came to the billing address instead. Only thing that was a good experience was customer service shipped out a second bag.

Took 6 weeks to show up. Won’t buy again.

This completely caught the recipient off guard and when I asked about "any interesting gummies lately?" The response was a fair amount of profanity followed by even more laughing!

While this was a hysterical gag gift, I was disappointed that it came with no card. I thought it was supposed to say "Eat a bag of Dicks". I had to make one up. Thankfully it was delivered to me so I was able to Spruce it up before giving as a gift. For the price of this, it should have come with the card.

Very tasty thank you

The prank is great!! but the shipping is slow. The 1st prank was for a birthday gift and it showed up over a month later. The 2nd shipment shipped out the next day and i know this has nothing to do with the product or this company but USPS has been flying this current package up and down the east coast for a week. Out for Delivery Preparing for Delivery Arrived at Post Office DURHAM, NC 27703 December 20, 2023, 4:47 am Departed USPS Regional Facility RALEIGH NC DISTRIBUTION CENTER December 18, 2023, 9:13 pm Arrived at USPS Regional Origin Facility RALEIGH NC DISTRIBUTION CENTER December 18, 2023, 8:39 pm Out for Delivery TONAWANDA, NY 14150 December 18, 2023, 6:29 am Arrived at USPS Facility DURHAM, NC 27703 December 18, 2023, 1:41 am Arrived at USPS Regional Facility RALEIGH NC DISTRIBUTION CENTER December 17, 2023, 7:42 pm In Transit to Next Facility December 17, 2023, 3:37 pm In Transit to Next Facility December 17, 2023, 11:00 am Departed USPS Regional Facility NORTHWEST ROCHESTER NY DISTRIBUTION CENTER December 17, 2023, 6:45 am Arrived at USPS Regional Facility NORTHWEST ROCHESTER NY DISTRIBUTION CENTER December 16, 2023, 10:26 pm Departed USPS Regional Facility ROCHESTER NY DISTRIBUTION CENTER December 16, 2023, 10:07 pm Arrived at USPS Regional Facility ROCHESTER NY DISTRIBUTION CENTER December 16, 2023, 9:22 am Departed USPS Regional Facility BUFFALO NY DISTRIBUTION CENTER December 16, 2023, 7:49 am Arrived at USPS Regional Facility BUFFALO NY DISTRIBUTION CENTER December 16, 2023, 3:14 am Departed USPS Regional Facility SYRACUSE NY DISTRIBUTION CENTER December 16, 2023, 12:44 am Arrived at USPS Regional Facility SYRACUSE NY DISTRIBUTION CENTER December 16, 2023, 12:07 am Departed USPS Regional Facility CHICAGO IL NETWORK DISTRIBUTION CENTER December 15, 2023, 6:16 am Arrived at USPS Regional Origin Facility CHICAGO IL NETWORK DISTRIBUTION CENTER December 14, 2023, 6:17 pm Accepted at USPS Regional Facility CHICAGO IL NETWORK DISTRIBUTION CENTER December 14, 2023, 5:17 pm

They came in in time for the person to get them before they left for the holidays. It was a great laugh

My friend knew immediately where they came from. She said she can’t eat them. I said just suck em up and enjoy!! It was funny tough Peggy

Absolutely 0 communication. No tracking number emailed like stated when order is placed, it arrived after their birthday and I placed the order two weeks ahead of time so it practically pointless.. this could be a great prank but it’s horrible due to whoever runs this. I’ll never order again

Great gift