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Bag of Dicks - Sent Anonymously

Eat a Bag of Dicks (Anonymously) - The Pettiest Gift You’ll Ever Love

Let’s be real. There’s someone in your life who absolutely, without question, deserves to eat a bag of dicks. Maybe it’s your loudmouth buddy. Maybe it’s your ex-best friend. Maybe it’s just your mom... apparently. Whoever it is, now you canmail a bag of dicks anonymously and let the candy do the talking.

This isn’t a cheap prank. This isdicks by mail done right - fruity, chewy, and offensive in the best way possible. You pick the victim, we ship thebag of gummy dicks. No names. No clues. Just a surprise that screams:“Hey you, eat a bag of dicks.”

👉Scroll up and smash that Add to Cart button. Do it. You know who this is for.


Why Would Anyone Send a Bag of Dicks?

Because flowers wilt and teddy bears are for virgins. But abox of dicks? That’s a legacy move.
This is how legends prank. This ishow to send a bag of dicks and sleep like a baby after.

Perfect for:

  • Petty revenge with a sugar-coated smile

  • Birthday or gag gifts that ruin expectations in the best way

  • Bachelorette parties that need more 🍆 energy

  • Or just because it’s a Wednesday and your group chat needs chaos


They’ll Never See It Coming (But They’ll Never Forget It)

Imagine this:
They get a cute, innocent-looking floral gift bag. They smile. They open it.
And BAM —“Eat A Bag Of Dicks” staring them in the face like a middle finger dipped in sugar.

Then they find 10 gloriousdick gummies in red, green, and blue.
Cherry. Green apple. Blue raspberry. Tastes like regret.

Here’s what actual customers said:

“She loved them and exclaimed, ‘They were bigger than expected,’ with a huge smile on her face.”
“Sent a package to a friend who took less than 10 minutes to figure out who sent it. We both had a good laugh.”
“I sent this to my mom for her birthday. She absolutely loved it!!”

Yep. Even moms love a goodgummy bag of dicks. What a world.


What’s in This Bag of Dicks?

This isn’t your average candy. This is elite-level, semi-phallic, prank snackery.

Here’s what you get when you ship a bag of dicks:

  • 🍒 10 premium gummy dicks - 4 red, 3 green, 3 blue

  • 🌸 A floral gift bag that’s cute until it isn’t

  • 💌 Optional Happy Birthday box or card - because you’re thoughtful like that

  • 🎉 Add-ons like glitter ordick confetti (you're a monster)

  • 🤫 Anonymous delivery. No paper trail. We don’t snitch.


Still Wondering If You Should Send a Dick?

Let me be clear:

  • Want tosend someone a bag of dicks and walk away like a legend? ✅

  • Want to make someone laugh, scream, or side-eye their whole friend group? ✅

  • Want to say “suck a bag of dicks” without opening your mouth? ✅

  • Want to sprinkle in somepenis confetti like it’s emotional shrapnel? ✅

Yeah, this is for you.

Whether you’re going subtle with a basicbag of dicks gummy or going full psychopath with glitter andmini dicks, it’s the prank that keeps on giving - in the mail, in their mouth, in their memories.


One Final Thing…

If you’re still scrolling, you already know what to do.
Go back to the top.
Hit that Add to Cart button like it insulted your grandma.
Choose your options. Confetti? Card? Glitter? (Yes. Always yes.)

And then? Sit back and wait. Because nothing feels better than knowing somewhere, someone just opened a gift and whispered...
“This… could be a bag of dicks.”


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Final reminder: Your target deserves it. You know they do.
Add to Cart. Mail Dicks. Wreak Delicious Havoc.

 

IMPORTANT: Make sure you put the recipient's name and address in the shipping option. Otherwise it's you that ends up with the bag of dicks, albeit deservedly. 

**Recipient and purchaser must be 18 years of age or older**

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