$9.99 USD
Because nothing says “I love you” quite like a box labeled “Butt Plug of the Month” delivered to their doorstep.
Normal gifts are boring. Real products? Predictable. If you want to give someone a story they’ll be telling for years, you send them one of these Fake Product Boxes – a completely innocent cardboard box that looks like it contains something horrifying, awkward, or straight-up illegal.
We’re talking box labels like Butt Plug of the Month, Pube Braiding Kit, Micro Penis, Granny Porn, and even an STD Home Tester. Each one is loud, public, and just embarrassing enough to make your target wish they lived under a rock.
It ships 100 percent anonymously. You can even add optional chaos – glitter bombs, chocolate dicks, confetti cards – to make it more than just awkward. This isn’t just a prank. It’s public humiliation, wrapped in cardboard and shipped straight to their hands.
Click Add to Cart now and make someone question their life choices in front of their neighbors, coworkers, or that cute FedEx driver.
Embarrassment on delivery – The joke starts the second the mailman hands it over.
Completely harmless – It’s just packaging, no real “product” inside.
100 percent anonymous – You can deny it forever.
Customizable – Choose the label, add a personal message, or throw in a bonus prank item.
Picture this. The delivery guy shows up. They sign for a package. Right there, printed in huge letters, is Butt Plug of the Month.
Now imagine that happening in a hotel lobby. Or in front of their nosy neighbor. Or at their office mailroom. They try to play it cool, but everyone saw it. Everyone is silently judging. They take it inside, heart racing, and finally open it… only to find out it’s fake. And then they start laughing.
The embarrassment fades into relief. Then back into laughter. Then into plotting how they’ll get you back.
“Great purchase as always. Dicks by Mail for the win again.”
“This was a revenge prank to a co-worker. Delivered this to his full name and room number at a hotel in a different state… they handed the package to him in front of other guests! It was hilarious!!! Wish I could’ve been there personally.”
“My buddy opened it and thought it was real, laughed so hard once he realized it was fake.”
One fake shipping box with an embarrassing product label of your choice:
Butt Plug of the Month
Pube Braiding Kit
Pink Wink
Micro Penis
Granny Porn
STD Home Tester
Optional add-ons: Glitter bombs, chocolate dicks, or confetti cards inside
Customization: Add a personal message for extra trolling
Delivery: Ships 100 percent anonymously
Perfect For: Mailman embarrassment prank, hotel delivery revenge, anonymous joke, gag gift packaging, bachelor party prank, ultimate shock delivery
Because it’s not just a gift. It’s an experience. The second the package is handed over, the prank begins. You don’t need to be there. You don’t even need to record it. The embarrassment is built in.
Fake Product Boxes hit all the sweet spots of a great prank:
Surprise factor – They have no idea it’s coming.
Social pressure – Delivered in public for maximum effect.
Harmless reveal – Once they open it, they realize it’s all in good fun.
It’s the prank that delivers (literally).
Some pranks fade fast. This one lives on every time they think about the day the mailman handed them a box of “Granny Porn” in front of strangers.
Click Add to Cart. Pick the label. Decide if you want to add glitter, candy dicks, or confetti. Then sit back and let the delivery driver do all the work for you.
IMPORTANT: Make sure you put the recipient's name and address in the shipping option. Otherwise it's you that ends up with the bag of dicks, albeit deservedly.
**Recipient and purchaser must be 18 years of age or older**
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