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$19.99 USD
Introducing the David Penis Apron And Venus Apron—the highbrow, low-hanging masterpiece your cooking adventures have been missing.
Whether you’re grilling, baking, or just awkwardly standing around at a BBQ holding a beer, this apron transforms you into a true Renaissance man—complete with a majestic, floppy Michelangelo-grade member printed front and center.
Perfect for:
Pranking your favorite grillmaster
Bachelor parties, gag gifts, or terrible Father’s Day ideas
Classing up your kitchen (while horrifying your guests)
One size fits most. Good taste not included.
Warning: May result in unsolicited dinner invites and uncontrollable snorting.