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Let’s cut the crap. Motivational quotes are overrated. You don’t need “Believe in yourself” printed on a pen. You need something that matches the actual dumpster fire energy of your Monday morning.
That’s where Demotivational Pens come in.
Each pen delivers a little soul-crushing wisdom every time you write, just to remind you that life is mostly chaos and coffee. Phrases like “Failure is always an option” and “You can be replaced” are printed right where you can see them while signing TPS reports or scribbling “buy more tequila” on your grocery list.
These aren’t just pens. They’re your new coping mechanism.
Click Add to Cart now and start writing your way into glorious, unapologetic mediocrity.
Because motivation is temporary, but sarcasm is forever.
Every other pen out there is boring, corporate, and soulless. These? They’re a daily reminder that it’s okay to be mediocre, it’s fine to procrastinate, and yes, your boss probably does think Chad is better than you.
Whether you’re pranking a coworker, stuffing stockings, or just upgrading your desk game, these pens deliver the kind of raw honesty no self-help book will.
You’re not just buying writing utensils. You’re arming yourself with five snark-filled mood boosters that also happen to write smoothly in black ink.
5 different phrases like “Failure is always an option” and “You can be replaced”
Black ink for all your life plans and passive-aggressive notes
Plastic construction so they survive your rage-clicking
Lightweight feel for hours of mindless doodling
Stealthy shipping so no one knows you’re plotting the downfall of workplace morale
Picture this. You’re in a boring meeting. Your boss is droning on about synergy or market alignment or some other nonsense. You glance down at your pen and read “Failure is always an option.”
Suddenly, you’re not mad anymore. You’re free. You lean back, sip your lukewarm coffee, and think, “Yeah… this is fine.”
Or maybe you give one to your coworker Brenda, the one who still thinks scented candles are an exciting gift. She laughs, immediately replaces her pen, and now you’ve officially upgraded her entire year.
Office pranks that leave HR confused but not angry
Stocking stuffers for people who hate inspirational crap
Coworker gag gifts that hit just the right amount of petty
Back-to-school sarcasm for teachers or students who know the truth
Birthday surprises for friends with a dark sense of humor
Everyday writing that doesn’t take itself too seriously
"Purchased this as a birthday gift for a friend who's a guidance counselor at a high school. She really appreciated the humor of the pens; as anyone who is in public education can understand."
"I love the pens and I actually received them. I kept 2 for myself and gave the other 3 to a coworker."
"They make me giggle every time I look at them and I need that in my life!"
Because every time you use them, you’re reminded not to take work, school, or life too seriously. They’re practical enough for daily use and ridiculous enough to start a conversation anywhere.
You’re not buying just pens. You’re buying desk therapy in click form.
Stop pretending you want to be inspired. Embrace the chaos. The Demotivational Pens set is the perfect blend of function and humor, ready to turn your workspace into a shrine of sarcastic honesty.
Click Add to Cart now and make your handwriting as savage as your personality.
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