Eat a Chocolate Dick - The Happy Birthday Box

Eat a Chocolate Dick – The Happy Birthday Box

Because nothing says “Happy Birthday” like unwrapping a big, beautiful chocolate penis.

Forget boring birthday cards, overpriced flowers, and gift cards that will sit in a drawer for six months. The Eat a Chocolate Dick – Happy Birthday Box is the birthday gift that turns a normal celebration into a laugh-until-you-cry story that will get told for years.

Inside this innocent-looking Happy Birthday-themed box is a 4 to 5 inch, 3 to 4 ounce solid chocolate penis made from rich, gluten free Peruvian cacao. It’s perfectly molded, hilariously inappropriate, and ships 100 percent anonymously. They won’t know whether to laugh, blush, or take a big bite.

If you’re going to say “Happy Birthday,” you might as well say it with chocolate… and a giant dick. Click Add to Cart now and make sure this year’s present is the one they never forget.

Why This Gift Is a Birthday Legend

• The shock factor – They’ll never expect to unwrap a chocolate cock.

• Actually delicious – Made with high-quality Peruvian cacao that tastes as good as it looks.

• Completely anonymous – You stay innocent while they try to figure out who sent it.

• Perfect for adults who love a good laugh – Friends, siblings, partners, or that one cousin who’s a little too into crude humor.

The Scene You’re Creating

It’s their birthday. Everyone’s gathered around. They open the bright Happy Birthday box, expecting something sweet and wholesome. And technically, they get it. It’s sweet. It’s chocolate. It’s just… shaped like a dick.

Laughter breaks out. Phones come out. Instagram stories go up. And while everyone is laughing at the perfect detail on their new edible friend, you’re somewhere else, smug and satisfied, knowing you nailed the gift game this year.

Real Reviews from People Who Pulled It Off

“The recipient LOVED this gift. The level of detail was spot on.”
“Sent this to my husband’s twin brother who enjoyed the prank and the chocolate dick.”
“Sent to my sister for her birthday. A solid 2 weeks went by without a word being said. Finally asked her if she'd received anything weird in the mail recently. She ate it with peanut butter.”

What You’re Getting

• One 4 to 5 inch, 3 to 4 ounce solid chocolate penis made from gluten free Peruvian cacao

• Packaging: Birthday-themed gift box

• Optional add-ons: Birthday card and gift box presentation

• Delivery: Ships completely anonymously

• Perfect For: Birthday gag gift, funny edible surprise, prank between friends, anonymous joke, adult party gift, breakup laugh

Why It Works Every Single Time

Because birthdays are about creating moments, and nothing creates a moment like unwrapping a perfectly molded chocolate cock in front of your friends. It’s part gag gift, part gourmet treat, and all-around unforgettable.

They might laugh, they might blush, they might question your friendship. But at the end of the day, they’ll probably still eat it – because it’s damn good chocolate. And long after the last bite is gone, they’ll still be telling people about “that time I got a chocolate penis for my birthday.”

Be the Best (or Worst) Gift Giver of the Year

If you want to give them something they’ll actually remember, this is it. The Happy Birthday Chocolate Dick is funny, delicious, and just the right amount of wrong.

Click Add to Cart now. Ship it straight to their door.
And enjoy knowing you just made their birthday 100 times better… or worse, depending on how they feel about eating dick-shaped chocolate.

IMPORTANT: Make sure you put the recipient's name and address in the shipping option. Otherwise it's you that ends up with the bag of dicks, albeit deservedly. 

**Recipient and purchaser must be 18 years of age or older**

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