Laura B.
I sent these to my cousin because she’s a cunt. And a dentist. And I’d love nothing more than for her to crack one of her precious little veneers on a puckered chocolate asshole.
William K.
Sent these to Elon, he loved them!
Jocelin W.
Tasted like regular chocolate but the shape was hilarious
Samantha T.
Eat my ass chocolate buttholes, Where do I even start? Is a sweet treat indeed. These decadent chocolate buttholes effortlessly melt all over your mouth and tongue in the creamiest of ways as you devour them. Very little in life will satisfy you as much as these butt holes can. Do yourself a favor and gift that special man in your life some of these!
Tom W.
My bestie loved it!
Sam J.
My husband and I have an ongoing joke we pull on our friends when they PCS to another state- we love using this site to send anonymous pranks as an unexpected house warming gift. This time it came with a freebie- the dick! Our friends love it & hate it allll at the same time.
Tammy V.
These were great! It was a gift to a friend of mine - who has received some of your other items as well! - and she loved it. Also said the chocolate was excellent. Thanks for being awesome!
Lennora K.
I sent a bag of dicks and chocolate butt holes to my ex husband for leading me on after 30 years of divorce. Good riddance!
Abbigale L.
Absolute Valentines Day hit! Boyfriend got a good laugh and ate some good chocolate starfish
Brianna G.
The chocolate tasted awful
Gladys G.
Hilarious! Person i sent it too never figured out who sent it haha
JENNIFER K.
Very good experience. Shipped to wrong address and they fixed it the next day.
Brenna S.
Got the point across!
Leigh Ann L.
This is not my first rodeo ! I have sent a few anonymous gifts , and it never disappoints! I tell everyone about dicks by mail .
Danny W.
Was the hit of the Christmas party as a gag gift
William F.
They loved it totally
Nicole Y.
Sent to a coworker who broke his leg and can't work. Thought it would entertain him. Giggle giggle
Michael S.
3 friends and I have been sending every tenth of the month to a buddy as a prank.
Great results
Matt S.
Awesome service! Great product!
Paul R.
Because I'm an idiot who can't read, I addressed a box of the world's finest ass chocolates to myself, instead of my special friend. Luckily, I got ahold of the wonderful Dick Richards and told him about my situation. They corrected the order and my the intended recipient received a box of tasty delights. Of course, because no good deed goes unpunished, I also received a well-deserved box of glorious chocolatey starfishy goodness. This company never disappoints.
Mary R.
I have sent several of these pranks to friends but the problem is that they know me and my sick sense of humor too well. So no surprises but lots of laughs
chris l.
Ordering was easy, shipping was great and the recipient enjoyed them
Ell O.
It was a funny gift but it lost the reaction because of how long it took to ship. This is funny items that you sale should ship faster.
Kim G.
I gave these to my husband for Valentines Day. He loved it!
BRANDON L.
My brother in law loved it. 5 star
Lacey M.
It was in that moment.. you can literally see their brain go.. oh that's an asshole chocolate! Lol definitely getting more of these!
Jessica
Bought this for my best friend and she loved it! We cried laughing at how funny this is and agreed to send to more people! 10/10 would recommend!
Angelo Philippe S.
Got what was expected. Bf was laughing when he got it.
Nate M.
Just like the real thing, these were delicious!!
kevin w.
you guys rock.....
Pamela B.
This was an anonymous gift for a friend. I don't know how many people it took for him to go through to figure out it was me. He said the chocolate buttholes were deee-licious. No idea what I'm going to do next....
