Father's Day Eat a Dick Pop Up Card

Father’s Day Eat a Dick Pop Up Card

This Father’s Day, forget the socks, ties, and boring mugs. Give Dad the one thing he’s not expecting - a heartfelt “Eat a Dick.”

Seriously, why waste your money on a generic card that’s going straight in a drawer? This is the card that makes people choke on their coffee, spit out their beer, and laugh until they cry. It starts off all sweet - “Happy Father’s Day” in a nice, innocent font. He opens it up, probably expecting some sappy “Thanks for everything, Dad” crap. Nope. Big, bold, and beautiful: “Just Kidding! Eat a Dick.”

It’s not just a card. It’s a Father’s Day experience. A rollercoaster of emotions in 3 seconds flat. And because we’re all about pranks done right, it ships 100% anonymously.

Click Add to Cart now and make Dad’s Father’s Day one for the history books.

Why This Card Crushes Every Other Father’s Day Gift

Let’s be honest. Father’s Day gifts have been phoned in for decades. Golf tees, grilling tools, and those weird “Best Dad” beer koozies that end up in a garage drawer. This card breaks the cycle. It’s:

• Unexpected: Starts sincere, ends savage.

• Instantly memorable: He’ll never forget the year you told him to eat a dick.

• Effortless: No shopping mall nightmare. Just click, ship, and wait for the chaos.

And if your relationship with Dad is full of roasts, jabs, and inappropriate humor - this card is basically your love language in paper form.

The Scene: How It Plays Out

Picture it. You hand Dad his Father’s Day card. Maybe you even throw in a gift bag with a 6-pack or a bottle of whiskey so he’s extra relaxed. He smiles, reads “Happy Father’s Day,” and probably starts thanking you before he even opens it.

Then - bam. “Just Kidding! Eat a Dick.”
The room explodes. You’re laughing. He’s laughing. Mom’s rolling her eyes but trying not to laugh too. And that’s it - you’ve won Father’s Day.

Product Details

• Size: 4.25 x 5.50 inch folded greeting card

• Front: “Happy Father’s Day”

• Inside: “Just Kidding! Eat a Dick” in bold print

• Material: Premium double-sided 14 pt cardstock

• Packaging: Cellophane wrapped with a white envelope

• Shipping: 100% anonymous delivery

• Occasions: Father’s Day prank, gag gift for Dad, family roast, novelty greeting card

What Real Customers Are Saying

• “It was hilarious to see his reaction. I'd definitely be back to buy some more stuff. My friend loved it!”

• “Delivered as promised. It was the perfect gag for Father’s Day.”

How to Make it Even Better

• Pair it with one of our edible pranks like Eat a Bag of Dicks or Cheeky Chocolate Treats.

• Add it to a gift basket so it’s even more unexpected.

• Mail it anonymously for maximum “WTF” factor.

Bottom line: This isn’t just another Father’s Day card. It’s the kind of gift that makes family memories - the kind you can’t post on Facebook without getting reported.

So stop being basic. Click Add to Cart and give Dad the only card he’ll actually remember.

IMPORTANT: Make sure you put the recipient's name and address in the shipping option. Otherwise it's you that ends up with the bag of dicks, albeit deservedly. 

**Recipient and purchaser must be 18 years of age or older**

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