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Happy Birthday Pack

Happy Birthday Pack – The Gift They’ll Never Forget (or Forgive)

Because nothing says “Happy Birthday” like a mouthful of gummy dicks.

Balloons? Overdone. Cake? Basic. Singing “Happy Birthday” off-key? Awkward. If you really want to make someone’s birthday memorable, you send them theHappy Birthday Pack – a birthday-themed box stuffed with abag of gummy dicks, an “Eat a Bag of Dicks” notecard, and a greeting card that’s guaranteed to make them laugh, blush, or both.

It’s a gift that walks the fine line between hilarious and offensive. It’s equal parts sweet and savage. And it ships 100 percent anonymously, so you can watch the chaos unfold without anyone pointing the finger at you.

ClickAdd to Cart now. Make this the birthday they talk about for years – and possibly hold against you forever.


Why The Happy Birthday Pack Is The Ultimate Birthday Dicks Move

  • Instant laughter – No one expects to open a birthday gift and find abag of dicks staring back at them.

  • It’s actually tasty – Chewy, fruity gummies that deliver both the joke and the sugar rush.

  • Fully anonymous – You get the glory, not the blame.

  • Customizable mischief – Add glitter, dick confetti, or a second bag of dicks for half off.


The Scene You’re Creating

Imagine it’s their birthday. The party’s in full swing. Someone hands them a brightly colored box. They tear it open… and freeze. Inside:

  • Abag of gummy dicks.

  • A bold “Eat a Bag of Dicks” notecard.

  • A cheeky birthday greeting card.

  • And, if you’re feeling extra spicy, a blast of glitter or dick confetti that will haunt their home for months.

Laughter erupts. Someone pulls out their phone. Instagram stories are uploaded. And just like that, you’ve stolen the show without even being there.


Real Reviews From Savage Gift-Givers

“I sent this to my sister for her birthday. She loved it!”
“I sent this as a joke to my brother-in-law for his birthday. He laughed so hard.”
 “Everyone got a laugh. We will be finding dick confetti for months.”


What You’re Getting

  • Birthday-themed gift box that looks innocent… until it’s not

  • One bag of gummy dicks in fruity flavors

  • Eat a Bag of Dicks notecard for maximum comedic impact

  • Birthday greeting card with your personal touch

  • Optional extras: Glitter, dick confetti, or a second bag of dicks for half price

  • Anonymous shipping so you can stay a mystery

  • Perfect For: Birthday gag gift, anonymous surprise, petty revenge, office party prank, funny edible gift, white elephant birthday exchange


Why It Works Every Time

Because birthdays are supposed to be fun – and nothing’s more fun than catching someone completely off guard. TheHappy Birthday Pack is the perfect mix of edible prank, inside joke, and social media gold.

Even the people who pretend to be offended will secretly eat the gummy dicks, because they’re actually delicious. And unlike boring presents, this one lives rent-free in their head (and maybe in their carpet if you go for the glitter option).


Send It. Laugh About It. Pretend It Wasn’t You.

Right now, there’s a birthday coming up that’s begging for a little chaos. You could send something boring… or you could send aHappy Birthday Pack and instantly become the most memorable part of their day.

Hit Add to Cart. Ship abag of birthday dicks straight to their doorstep.
Make their wish come true – even if it’s the wish they didn’t know they had.

 

IMPORTANT: Make sure you put the recipient's name and address in the shipping option. Otherwise it's you that ends up with the bag of dicks, albeit deservedly. 

**Recipient and purchaser must be 18 years of age or older**

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