$10.99 USD
Because sometimes “Happy Birthday” just doesn’t cut it. Sometimes you need to skip the warm fuzzies and send a clear, unapologetic “screw you” without saying a single word.
This isn’t just a greeting card. This is a cardboard missile of pure sarcasm. The Hey There - Pop Up Middle Finger Card looks like a harmless folded note... until they open it. Then BAM, up springs a glorious, defiant 3D middle finger, standing tall in all its obscene glory.
No poetry. No hearts. Just one big, beautifully crafted “up yours” they will never forget.
Perfect for birthdays, holidays, petty revenge missions, or that one friend who cannot take a hint. Ships 100 percent anonymously so you get all the laughs without any of the awkward “why would you send me this” conversations.
So if you have a special occasion or no occasion at all, smash Add to Cart and let a paper finger do the talking for you.
Silent but deadly - says more than words ever could
Instant laugh (or gasp) the second it is opened
Heavy cardstock so it survives repeated "you have got to see this" moments
Anonymous delivery so you can deny everything
Picture it. They get an envelope. They think it is a nice card. Maybe even from someone who cares. They sit down, open it, and BOOM - a pop up middle finger right to the face.
There is that split second of confusion, followed by laughter, shock, or that offended but trying not to laugh expression everyone makes when they are caught off guard.
Then they show it to the group. Everyone is laughing. They keep it on the counter for weeks. And every time they look at it, they think of you - the mystery sender with the perfect sense of humor.
"This card was a great card for my friend's birthday. While it was anonymous for everyone she works with, she knew it was from me, because it is how we say hi every day."
Heavy cardstock folded greeting card
Perfectly engineered pop up middle finger
Matching envelope for maximum disguise
100 percent anonymous shipping
The ultimate prank that is equal parts funny and petty
Because it is quick, visual, and impossible to misunderstand. No one is mistaking this for a sweet gesture. This is a mic drop in paper form. A hilarious, to-the-point, perfectly timed insult that does not need explaining.
It is not mean. It is not violent. It is just bold. And whether they laugh, groan, or both, it will become one of those "remember that time" stories that never dies.
Skip the boring Hallmark fluff. Give them something that will actually get a reaction. The Hey There - Pop Up Middle Finger Card is your fast pass to prank glory.
Click Add to Cart. Send it. Sit back.
And enjoy knowing you have just upgraded their day from forgettable to unforgettable.
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