Jingle My Balls Greeting Card

Jingle My Balls Greeting Card

Finally, a funny Christmas card for adults that says what everyone’s really thinking: “Jingle My Balls.” Forget candy canes and heartfelt wishes. This is a dirty holiday card with a dick joke that’ll have your friends choking on eggnog from laughter.

If you’re sick of sappy greetings and want something unforgettable, this is the NSFW Christmas greeting you need. Perfect as a gag Christmas card for adults, a naughty Christmas prank card, or just a way to remind someone you’ve got the best (and worst) sense of humor in the room.

Why You Need This Card

Because Christmas is already too damn wholesome. You don’t need another snowflake card that says “peace and joy.” You need a dick and balls Christmas card that breaks the ice at parties, pisses off uptight relatives, and makes the right people laugh until they snort.

What You’re Getting

• A folded funny dick joke card for holidays printed with “Jingle My Balls”

• Premium cardstock that actually feels nice in your hands, even if the message doesn’t

• Blank inside so you can add your own filthy twist

• White envelope included

• Ships 100 percent anonymously so nobody knows you’re the holiday menace who sent it

Perfect For

• Tits n dicks Christmas cards themed gift exchanges

• White elephant or secret Santa when you want to go full chaos mode

• Stocking stuffers that make grandma drop her wine

• Roasting your best friend, roommate, or that one cousin who deserves it

Bottom Line

This isn’t just a naughty Christmas prank card. It’s a legend waiting to happen. If you want your holiday message to actually stand out and be remembered, the Jingle My Balls Greeting Card delivers.

Click Add to Cart now and give someone the most inappropriate Christmas laugh of their life.

IMPORTANT: Make sure you put the recipient's name and address in the shipping option. Otherwise it's you that ends up with the bag of dicks, albeit deservedly. 

**Recipient and purchaser must be 18 years of age or older**

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