Just For You - Pop-Up Poop Card

The Card That Says “I Care”... In The Shittiest Way Possible

Sometimes words aren’t enough. Sometimes, you need a literal pop-up poop emoji to really express yourself. That’s where the Just For You - Pop-Up Poop Card comes in. It’s the perfect mix of childish humor and unapologetic disrespect, delivered straight to their mailbox with zero warning.

You could send a boring, heartfelt card. Or… you could send a perfectly folded, high-quality greeting card that hides a giant smiling turd inside. When they open it, the poop pops up like it’s been waiting its whole life to ruin their day.

Click Add to Cart now and give someone the brown surprise they didn’t know they needed.

Why You Absolutely Need This Card

Because sending poop by mail is the pinnacle of modern comedy. It’s simple, it’s shocking, and it’s impossible not to laugh. The Just For You - Pop-Up Poop Card works for birthdays, congratulations, revenge, or those times you just want to say “I’m thinking of you… and feces.”

Whether you’re celebrating a friend’s promotion or mocking their questionable life choices, nothing says “special occasion” like a pop-up turd staring them in the face.

The Scene You’re Creating

Picture it: They see an envelope in their mailbox. “Oh, how sweet, someone sent me a card!” They open it. BAM. A big, shiny cartoon poop springs to life. They’re stunned. Then they laugh. Then they look around wondering who the hell would send something like this. The best part? They’ll never know it was you.

What’s Inside The Just For You - Pop-Up Poop Card

• A perfectly printed greeting card with a high-quality 3D poop emoji inside

• Made from premium cardstock with a blank interior so you can write your own nasty, sweet, or completely unhinged message

• Includes a matching envelope for that “normal gift” disguise

• Ships 100 percent anonymously so you can prank without getting caught

• A poop that pops up with energy like it just won the lottery

Genius Ways To Use It

• Send poop anonymously to a friend who always pranks you back

• Celebrate someone’s birthday in the most immature way possible

• Congratulate someone with a card that screams “I don’t actually care”

• Spice up your card game with a poop-themed laugh at a family gathering

• Remind someone you exist… in the worst way imaginable

The Secret Weapon Of Comedy Snipers Everywhere

This isn’t just a card. This is a stealth-mode comedy grenade. It sits there, quiet, innocent, until they open it and get smacked in the face with poop-powered joy. And since it ships anonymously, you can stir chaos without ever being linked to the crime.

Bottom Line

The Just For You - Pop-Up Poop Card is the easiest, funniest, most low-effort way to drop a bomb in someone’s day without lifting more than a finger. It’s fast, it’s simple, and it’s a guaranteed laugh every single time.

Click Add to Cart now and anonymously send poop in the mail. Because nothing says “thinking of you” like a cardboard turd.

IMPORTANT: Make sure you put the recipient's name and address in the shipping option. Otherwise it's you that ends up with the bag of dicks, albeit deservedly. 

**Recipient and purchaser must be 18 years of age or older**

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