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Nothing says “Merry Christmas” quite like a bag of gummy dicks wrapped in festive cheer and sprinkled with enough glitter to haunt their home until next December. The Secret Santa Bag of Dicks Package is here to turn your wholesome holiday exchange into an unforgettable mix of laughter, shock, and messy revenge.
Imagine their face when they open a cheery Christmas box… only to find a note that says “Eat a Bag of Dicks”, a big ol’ bag of candy peckers, and a snowstorm of red and green glitter. That’s not just a gift - that’s a holiday moment.
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Because everyone else is going to bring gift cards and scented candles - you’re bringing chaos wrapped in Christmas spirit. The Secret Santa Bag of Dicks Package is a perfect mix of naughty and nice. It’s just harmless enough to pass off as a joke, but just savage enough to make them remember it long after the tree comes down.
With anonymous shipping, you can drop this festive bomb without a trace. You’ll be sipping cocoa at home while they’re vacuuming glitter out of the carpet and trying to decide if they should eat the gummy dicks (spoiler: they totally will).
Festive Secret Santa-themed packaging that looks sweet and innocent… at first
A full bag of gummy dicks for their holiday snacking pleasure
An “Eat a Bag of Dicks” note card to make your intentions perfectly clear
Red and green glitter for maximum holiday mess
Merry Christmas greeting card to seal the deal
Completely anonymous shipping so you can keep your halo
It’s the annual Secret Santa exchange. Everyone’s going around, unwrapping boring mugs and novelty socks. Then it’s your recipient’s turn. They open your gift, expecting the same safe nonsense. Instead, their hands come out sparkling like they just fought an elf in a glitter factory, and the room erupts in laughter as they realize they’re holding a bag of dicks.
Someone asks who sent it. You sit there, sipping your drink, smiling like an angel. They’ll never know.
Secret Santa pranks that win the party
Christmas gag gifts for friends who can take a joke
Revenge gifts disguised in tinsel
Stocking stuffers for the twisted at heart
Anonymous holiday surprises that make December a little more interesting
"Christmas tradition! I send the Christmas box every year to my friend. He loves them! Maybe not the glitter but his wife thinks it's hilarious because he has to clean it up. Love it! Definitely a worthy tradition."
"My boss received his bag of dicks at the office. It was fun for not only him, but all of my other coworkers as well."
"This was a great gift!! Packaging was so festive and glitter didn’t go everywhere but definitely made a statement. Love DBM."
The Secret Santa Bag of Dicks Package is more than a gift - it’s a holiday highlight. It’s the perfect balance of festive fun and petty mischief. Whether you’re keeping a long-running prank tradition alive or just want to shock the hell out of someone in the most Christmas-y way possible, this is your ticket.
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IMPORTANT: Make sure you put the recipient's name and address in the shipping option. Otherwise it's you that ends up with the bag of dicks, albeit deservedly.
**Recipient and purchaser must be 18 years of age or older**
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