You guys are absolute scholars... best thing I've seen in many years. Please never leave

I'm not gonna be able to see the reactions (though I wish I could) because I sent this to someone as good ol' petty revenge that I waited out to make sure I wouldn't be suspected and then longer (I make sure to cover all my bases to ensure it can't be tracked back to me) because I didn't do anything to provoke this girl. Considering sending one to another that was part of the bullying but I fear that that would tip the one off to it being from me so I may wait until COVID blows over

I've blocked my biological father from communicating with me electronically, so I'm just going to have to trust that it was splendid. I went to help my dad with my younger siblings, and he's just a complete asshat. He likes to lecture people saying that it's a federal offense to tamper with people's mail, yet he likes to open his adult children's mail. So, I addressed this to myself at his home. He hasn't yet, but if he does get a hold of me to talk about it, I'm going to tell him it's a federal offense to open someone else's mail and hang up the phone.

I sent an exploding dick bomb to someone I don't know so I couldn't verify the reaction. I hope it got the message across but that's a little impossible to find out anytime soon.

Prank for my brother in law and his wife. They had no idea it was from us and there was penis confetti everywhere!

I told my brother he was a dick and that I would throw something at him. He said "good luck". Since I was 5 states away I was elated to find this as I could tell him he was a dick and get my wish of throwing something without having to drive five states away! I loved it! He did not! Luckily I dont care

Wish it had a camera or some way to watch the person(enemy) recieving it lol

Ive bought several "gifts" for some of my buddies. Tons of laughs every time. Never gets old. Keep up the great work dicksbymail team.

Didn't get to witness it get opened but just seeing the delivery confirmation warmed my heart greatly!

I have been in the Army for a good long while so when my little brother enlisted i knew I had to make it memorable for him. About 6 weeks into his training, about the time when the yelling calms down and the focus is actual soldier skills, I sent my beloved bother the spring loaded confetti docks. Much to my extreme pleasure his platoon drill sergeant is the one who opened the box resulting in a face full of said confetti dicks. I am told the DS actually broke character and started laughing and proceed to some my brother until everyone else's mail was completed. It was perfect.

Freaking great!!!! Customer service was awesome and went above and beyond! Spectacular service! I've never been more satisfied by some dick in my life!!!!

Sadly I didn’t get to see it in action but he was PISSED! can’t think of someone who deserved it more I recommend this 100%!

Such a funny idea. Sent this to an EX and he thought it was hilarious!

This was a great gift. Laughed extremely hard

I ordered 2 of these spring loaded dick bombs to 2 different friends and holy hell was it ever worth it. Priceless reactions from both. And customer service was probably the best I've received.

Broke my friends vape and said I got him a present. Got him all pumped up thinking I was a good friend n shit. He will think twice about that next time -Austin

loved It, super funny.

"Absolutely Priceless!"

Fun gag gift

My receptionist approached my desk with a small tube asking what I ordered, as I had not placed an order at "Posters R Us" I was confused what could have arrived. I curiously removed the tape with scissors and began my attempt at removing the plastic end piece only to be showered in bright shining pink, purple, red, and silver dicks! Absolutely hilarious that someone would not only send this to me anonymously but to my place of employment at that! I took to social media sharing the experience and no one has claimed the action. It may be a mystery forever!

I sent it to my husband's ex wife, harmless fun prank(that I get to enjoy)

There was a shipping error and the bomb was sent to my home instead of my friends. DBM was kind enough to resend to my buddy's house and we repurposed the bomb sent to us by giving it to our neighbor. He never doubted the story of us delivering a package on Xmas but opened it slowly (removing the glory of the bomb) but laughed out loud hard when he realized what was now all over his kitchen floor!

I still haven’t heard if it was received but it would be epic if it was and well deserved!!

The most hilarious gag gift! He never saw it coming!!

It offended her, I am blocked on fb now.

Sent this to a coworker and was not disappointed. He opened it right after his wife cleaned the kitchen and the kitchen was covered in dick confetti. The vacuum didn’t pick up the confetti, it spread it around more. He swept it up by hand and on the way outside to the trash can, the dustpan handle broke. Dicks all over the front porch and driveway. This was the best gift I could send someone for revenge ever!

Fantastic surprise for my best friend's birthday! She opened the package in front of everyone in her home, and everyone had no idea what to do! She said they all laughed so hard and it took them awhile to figure out who mailed the package!

Worth every penny was hilarious unfortunately did not catch it on camera

Couldn't get any better than a gag gift like this. Sent this to my friend on his birthday and it definitely caught him by surprise. He popped it open in his room about a week ago and he's still finding dicks all over. Dicks in his bed. Dicks on the staircase. I only wonder what his mom must be thinking. Really wish I saw when it exploded all over his room... But imagining it makes me laugh all the same. Love it.

It was Hilarious!!! I got an immediate text. What a fun idea!!

I bought the spring loaded dicks for my best friend that lives across the province...we laughed and laughed..fun gift!!! Thanks!!!

Great laughs