John B.
I sent to this to my brother. After he calmed done - he loved it :)
Alex R.
Sent this to my dude Yaco. He opened it while laying in bed after being sent home from work for being sick (pre-pandemic). Even though it was anonymous, he immediately knew I sent it. We still laugh hysterically anytime we talk about it. He found dicks all over his place for years afterwards and even in the next 2-3 places he moved to later on. He still says "the dicks are stalking me"
Bobbie Jo S.
Great gag gift for my boss. She loved having penis confetti all over her office floor. job security for the house keepers.
Chris H.
Sent it to my cheating girlfriend… she knew who it was from immediately after she opened it in her car. She is still complaining weeks later that she can’t get all the dicks out of her car. Well done!
Patrick N.
Can't stop sending these to those who deserve it LOL!!!!!!!
Daniel R.
Gifted this to a friend and his reaction was hilarious, absolutely perfect memory to save thanks to the fact I caught it on video
JOJO R.
She opened it with her mouth open! Could not have been to a more deserving person!
Kimberly A.
Sent to a veterinarian that nearly killed my pet! Revenge is the sweetest joy
Ben R.
Product was great shipping took forever
Patrick N.
Best prank ever will continue too use!!!!!.
RODNEY H.
Perfect for so many reasons!
Chris M.
Sent to a buddy who said it scared the crap out of him and exploded perfectly
Chris B.
Loved it was hilarious definitely purchasing again
Justin S.
Sent it to my mom as a prank so she could sweep little dicks up for the next 5 years. It was a success
Kay B.
Perfect Mother’s Day surprise!
Shannan S.
This was a gift for my mom. It was hilarious! She is still finding dicks in her house. On a summer day when the sun hits just right; the glimmer of confetti dicks will take your breath away.
Humberto G.
She had a great laugh out of it, didn’t expect me at all.
Rachel S.
My friend excitedly went to pick up his gift from his apartment’s mail office. He saw it was from “posters R us” or something and thought I had something made for him. He said he planned to take a selfie with it.
Then he opened the package and dicks exploded all over his car. He has vowed revenge… so I’m sleeping with one eye open.
Customer
Got it for a friend I work with. Unfortunately he thought it might be a trick and opened it on the counter so it didn’t shoot all over him. He still finds confetti and it’s been over a week. Definitely will get him something for Christmas!!
Megan M.
The person who received it will be sending one to friends!
Katelin R.
I love sending these to friends lol
Trisha L.
Very fun but plan ahead. Shipping is very slow.
Sarah
Sent it to the a hole after a funeral. He deserved it.
Ingrid A.
This was sent to my sister as a gag gift for 50th birthday.. From what I was told the look on her face was priceless and her explaining the whole story is even funnier ! Thank you !
Daniel H.
Was great. Sent it to my brother as a joke and he filed a police report because he thought it was a former employee
Rachael B.
Man! I love sending dicks to people. I might have to start doing this every Valentine’s Day!
John H.
Hilarious I should have taken a picture confetti dicks everywhere!!! She loved it
Owen W.
I ordered this for a friend that got promoted at work. It worked great! He opened it just before a meeting and seconds before someone walked into his office. He said the spring worked great and the penis confetti was everywhere. Great service, shipping was fast. Overall great service.
lavina m.
I absolutely loved it!!
Catherine B.
Sent it to a friend. She opened it in the kitchen while she was making soup! Chicken noodle to be exact. She said dicks boiling in the soup, dicks all in her hair!!!
Customer
Sent it to one of my friends and she opened it up on FaceTime right after cleaning up her room!! Ohh man it was hilarious, glitter dicks is the best thing, they should have a bigger one
Ashley K.
Great gift! My sister laughed! She said “now I have little tiny dicks all over the place! Hahahah so much fun!
Benjamin S.
Got my roommate with it. It went all over the kitchen and I'm still finding little dicks all around the house
Lyndon B.
Great product just don't expect USPS to get it to you anywhere near on time.
Jessica F.
Sent it to a friend for her birthday, she guessed it was me immediately but loved it and it had her and her husband cracking up
Ezio R.
Made it to the person I sent it to and they had no idea what was in store for them!! Got’em!!
Kimberly A.
My sister spent all year being petty so I sent her this absolutely worth it.
Maria N.
Got this as a gift for a white elephant game! Was a huge hit and got tons of laughs!
Kaylon W.
Hilarious prank.
Ketturah
I gave this to my best friend as a prank. Best money I’ve spent! She sent me this photo this week and we laughed and laughed! Two years later we still randomly find Dick glitter! even better is when she (a preschool teacher) had one discovered by her boss before school!
Heather K.
Did as a prank gift for a close friend. It was awesome!
Deanna L.
Amazing and hilarious products for harmless fun! Even the recipients thought it was funny and will be finding little dicks around - their house, vehicles, etc. - for months to come, and getting a giggle out of it! ;) Love getting Dicks by Mail!!!
Cecilia C.
Sent these to some family members but I have to say my aunts reaction was the best lol she sent me the pic I posted on here and I couldn’t stop laughing!! Definitely will be ordering again!!
Michael T.
Worked perfect.
Jake S.
Great customer service .. resent as I provided wrong address .. they could not offer better service than that ., impressed ..
Courtney L.
I sent this to a friend of mine from work. He opened it one morning before work. He said it exploded all over his kitchen. LOL!! He was upset only that I finally got him with a prank! We still crack up over it. And he still keeps finding small pieces of the glitter/confetti. It is the gift that keeps on giving! Best prank ever!
Julie F.
My friend will be finding little confetti dicks around the house for a long time.
Gabriel Q.
I’ve sent this to so many friends at work. Greatest gift I ever bought anyone!
Jan H.
Worth ever penny!!!!
Hunter S.
Sent it to my wife's mom for her birthday after she glitter bombed me. She opened it at work and blew dicks all over her father's desk. 10/10 she didn't know who sent it and posted the dickxploshion on Facebook
Harold S.
I haven’t delivered it to my old boss yet, need to wrap it in a thank you wrapper
Eric C.
Best thing I ever spent money on
Travis L.
Was completely hilarious.
Megan J.
Worked perfectly she never expected a thing!
adam d.
Worked better than expected. Great revenge for drawing a dick on my van.
Mary J.
Sent this to a friend because I missed her bachorlarette party. Funniest thing I could have ever done.
Stephanie B.
Ordered this to deliver to a friend. They knew it was me after opening so sent me a picture and looked like a considerable amount of confetti so I was pleased.
Jocelyn A.
Money well spent! Great for pranks!
Cerissa M.
Loved it and the only feedback I would have is to make the spring stronger to shoot it everywhere.
william M.
Awesome prank. Gets them every time
Larry
I got dick bombed today from a friend and it was freaking hilarious!!!! Thanks courtnee
Helena
I had told a guy I was seeing to eat a bag of dicks one day. Then I Google bag of dicks looking for a gif to send him and this website popped up. So I sent him the bag of dicks that keeps singing that dick song. His mother got it first but she thought it was the funniest shit ever and so did he. Definitely made a lasting impression on both of them. They will never forget me. Thanks!
Ayana S.
Greatest prank ever!
Chad P.
Sent this fun little surprise to a friend and it was the best thing ever! Plus she loved the taste of the candy so two thumbs way up!
joe m.
It was pretty funny when he opened it. The only thing is the way that you pop the top off he could feel the pressure so he opened it slowly and they flowed out all over him. I wished it would have popped out
Kenseth Z.
My brother opened it outside, so it didn’t create the mess I wanted. On the other hand he still got really mad, and I plan on sending more of you’re upsetting packages… should be fun
Jonathan B.
I have not recived conformation on this delivery
Elizabeth L.
Can’t wait to try it out
Shawna H.
After being ghosted by my boyfriend of almost 5 years I had finally had it with the bullshit. Whike talking to a friend of mine I made the comment that the boyfriend can go eat a bag of dicks, then...DING, DING, DING!!! it came to me. I jumped online and without any hesitation I ordered him a nice bag of dicks with the confetti just so maybe he understands how his behavior made me feel. It worked better than I had hoped for. At the mailbox he decided to open it cause unbeknownst to me he was waiting on a package from a different site he ordered from. Thinking it was that he opened the package I sent him and he really tore into it. Little confetti dicks went everywhere. I know for a fact that the cameras had to have seen it. I couldnt have asked for a better way to show him how much his ghosting me meant. I cant thank this company enough for coming up with the best prank gift a girl could possibly give someone. Worth every penny and then some. I will for sure be using this as my go to when i feel like ive been screwed over in a bad way. What better way to tell someone to eat a bag of dicks. LOVE IT!!!
Brandon G.
My brother in law opened the spring bomb in his car and confetti dicks went everywhere lol
Keri W.
I sent this to my mom. It was worth every penny as my dad taped it for me and convinced my mom she had to of ordered something and forgot about it. When she yelled "why is this full of penises!!!" My dad kept a straight face and asked her why she ordered a tube if dick confetti. 10/10 would recommend. My mom is in her late 60s.
Ashley F.
I sent this to my brother for his 33rd bday. We're always sending each other obnoxious gifts. My mom was kind enough to video him opening it. Nothing better then watching 1000's of penis shaped glitter confetti him all over him and his floor! My family and I died laughing at all the inappropriate jokes that came from this! I'm sure he'll get me back in September! Thank you!!!
Eric P.
I appreciated their help with a lost order. Customer service was excellent. The joke on my friend was epic
Sherry T.
My husband got dirty glitter bombed in our kitchen! He had dicks on his shirt and a bunch of dicks in his shirt pocket we found later. They were everywhere.
Jane J.
My best friend had been going through a rough time. She needed a good laugh. It was perfect. She knew who was guilty.
Phillip H.
Cool product great prank!! Paid additional shipping for product to arrive b4 party; it arrived 2wks late. No reply from dbm, and no refund of additional shipping fee.
Layne B.
This is the 7th suprise gag gift o have sent! Just make sur you watch out because after sending this, they will be coming for you! That saying payback is a ........! I have it coming but it’s worth every penny!
Edward H.
There was confetti dicks all over dudes truck
Mike K.
Omg greatest prank ever!! And everyone I sent them to deserved what they got lol
Jacob B.
My buddies wife kept getting more and more mad for a week cause she kept finding dicks
Austin T.
Sent a spring loaded sparkling dick bomb to a friend for his birthday and now he says the dicks have spread all throughout the house!
Tammy G.
Best invention ever!!! Would have loved to be a fly on the wall when “he/she” received this product!
Leanne M.
It was a fun experience to share to prank people
holly l.
It was awesome I had ordered a few things from Groupon so is expecting a package so I opened it up in my car after I check my mail and it wet everywhere and it really made me laugh laugh!!!
Christy H.
My gf Loved it! Made her scream! Then she hated it Because she can’t NOT find shiny dicks everywhere and think of me. Thank you for the bag o dicks!
-beartoe
Jose R.
We surprised a friend who was recently “not the father”. It was hilarious. He has no idea who sent it to him. He popped it in the living room.
Meghan Q.
My ex ate those little Dicks when he opened it . Finally something to shut his mouth . Thanks for making my day
Christopher E.
Sent it to a friend, and when they told the story of them receiving the package. They went on and on about how many penises there were and how they were everywhere. It's been about a month since they received their gift and they are still finding dicks around their house. It's the gift that keeps on giving.
Layne B.
My picture will not down load, but you can eat a bag of Dicks if you don’t think that the confetti spring loaded Dick bomb isn’t funny! This marks my 5th one I’ve bought in the last few months ! Love that prank A++++++++
Kayla C.
I have sent several of the spring loaded dick bombs and it has been well recieved.
Daniel P.
Hiallrious. Had the guys wife in on it and video taped it.
Kyle B.
I love the thought of this item and I think it’s hilarious . But I don’t know if my intended recipient ever received it . Never saw a post for the person about it or got a text or phone call. So I’m assuming it never made it even though it said delivered . Sent it to an address but was delivered to a P.O Box