STD Testing Kit - Prank Package

“Bro… WTF did you send me?”

That’s the message you’re gonna get once this beauty shows up on someone’s doorstep. A fake STD Testing Kit box the size of your average dignity, sealed up like it came straight from Dr. Oh-Sht* himself, complete with weight so it feels real and shameful AF.

This isn’t just a prank - it’s a psychological booby trap. A Trojan box full of humiliation and regret. The kind of gift that makes someone instantly reevaluate their entire life and run through their past hookups like it’s a horror movie montage.

Ready to ruin someone’s day in the most beautiful way? Add to cart now.

Why This STD Prank Package Is Funnier Than Their Last Relationship

Because nothing hits harder than the fear of a dick-related diagnosis.

Let’s be honest - we all know someone who’s just begging for a dose of karmic justice, or a hilarious wake-up call in a very awkward package. This STD testing prank box delivers confusion, chaos, and shame straight to their doorstep. Hell, you’ll feel better just knowing it’s out there, destroying someone’s sense of security.

This isn’t your basic prank package. This is the kind of gag that lives rent-free in their head for years. The kind of thing they whisper about in therapy.

Real Use Case (Weirdly Inspiring)

One guy sent this to his ex who ghosted him after stealing his hoodie.
She called her best friend in a panic.
Cried.
Texted her last three hookups.
Then... boom. She found the “you’ve been pranked” insert and the fake landing page.
He never got his hoodie back - but he did get his dignity. Worth it.

STD Testing Prank Kit - What's Inside the Madness:

• Big-Ass 10x5x5 Box
  Labeled like a real home STD test kit. We’re talking “Herpes, Chlamydia, Gonorrhea, OH MY!” vibes. Looks official. Feels terrifying.

• Weighted for Maximum Shame
  This isn’t some empty Amazon mailer. We put fake weight inside so they feel the mistake in their hands before they even open it.

• Prank Insert with QR Code
  The moment they open it, they’ll find a card that says, “You’ve been pranked,” with a QR code to a fake STD results page. Because trauma is funnier when it's digital.

• Optional Add-Ons
  Wanna go harder? Add a glitter bomb or throw in some eat a bag of dicks gummies. You chaotic legend.

• Totally Anonymous
  No name. No return address. They’ll never know it was you - unless you want them to. Which honestly, power move.

Perfect For:

• The ex who deserves a round of emotional chlamydia

• That friend who always skips the bar tab

• A frenemy with commitment issues and poor hygiene

• Anyone who thinks they’re untouchable

• Your group chat’s next victim

Now’s the Time to Ruin Their Week

This STD prank test kit is the ultimate “F you” in prank form. You’re not just sending a joke - you’re sending an existential crisis in a box. Laced with shame, fear, and just the right amount of glitter (if you choose to be that evil).

Add to cart now and unleash psychological chaos, completely anonymously.

Because sometimes, you don’t need closure.
You just need them to panic for 30 minutes straight and text every person they’ve ever kissed.

Revenge is best served in a big white box that screams, “YOU MIGHT HAVE HERPES.”

IMPORTANT: Make sure you put the recipient's name and address in the shipping option. Otherwise it's you that ends up with the bag of dicks, albeit deservedly. 

**Recipient and purchaser must be 18 years of age or older**

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