The Dark Chocolate Cock - Eat A Dick

Eat a Dick – Giant Dark Chocolate Dick

Nothing says “I’m thinking of you” quite like a giant dark chocolate penis. Made from rich, decadent dark chocolate, this massive edible dick is the perfect way to add some hilarious (and slightly inappropriate) fun to any occasion. Whether you're sending a gag gift, pranking a friend, or delivering a cheeky message, this chocolate cock is guaranteed to get laughs and maybe even a few blushes.

The Ultimate Penis Chocolate Gift

Our dark chocolate dick isn’t just funny—it’s delicious too! Crafted from premium-quality dark chocolate, it’s the perfect mix of bold flavor and bold humor. From bachelor/bachelorette parties to revenge gifts, this cock candy gets the message across loud and clear: “Eat a dick!”

Why It's the Perfect Gag Gift

• Hilariously Over-the-Top: Bigger is always better, right?
• Delicious Dark Chocolate: Because even a joke gift should taste amazing.
• Memorable Packaging: Comes in a discreet box for that extra surprise factor.
• Perfect for Every Occasion: Birthdays, breakups, or just because you felt like sending someone a penis-shaped treat.

Order Your Dark Chocolate Dick Today!

Surprise, delight, or roast someone with this outrageous, edible dick in a box gift. It’s the sweetest way to say something totally inappropriate—and totally hilarious. Treat someone to the gift of laughter and premium chocolate with this giant dark chocolate cock. (If you call 5 Inches Giant)

The Dark Chocolate Penis for all your funny pranks, bachelorette parties, or just a good gag gift!

The original and absolute best chocolate penis novelty gift for your friends, (fr)enemies, or just the neighbor who can’t seem to pick up her dog’s poop in your yard.

Gluten Free, and made from Peruvian cacao beans, these four ounce chocolates are perfect for your next practical joke, gag gift, or adult party. 

These delicious chocolate dicks run between 4-5.5 inches and 3-4 ounces of wonderful chocolate penis in your mouth. Hmmm

Shipped anonymously of course.

IMPORTANT: Make sure you put the recipient's name and address in the shipping option. Otherwise it's you that ends up with the bag of dicks, albeit deservedly. 

**Recipient and purchaser must be 18 years of age or older**

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