T*ts Your Birthday - Never Ending Birthday Card

The Birthday Card That Will Drive Her Insane… in the Funniest Way Possible

You know what’s better than buying your friend a cake? Giving her a never ending birthday nightmare disguised as a sweet surprise. The T*ts Your Birthday - Never Ending Birthday Card looks like a regular, harmless card… until she opens it. Then, a sultry female voice starts seductively singing “Tits Your Birthday” on repeat. And it. Does. Not. Stop.

We’re talking up to three hours of continuous, cheeky birthday vocals. She can close it, shake it, throw it across the room - the voice just keeps on going like it’s on a mission to burrow into her brain forever. The only way to make it stop? Destroy the card. And even then, she’ll still be laughing about it (and maybe plotting revenge) for months.

Click Add to Cart now and make sure this year’s birthday is burned into her memory… in the most ridiculous way possible.

Why This Is the Best Birthday Gift She’ll Never Forget

Anyone can give flowers, chocolates, or another boring “Happy Birthday” card. But you? You’re a legend in the making. You’re giving her a birthday experience so absurd she’ll be telling the story at every party for the rest of her life.

This prank works for birthdays, bachelorette parties, or just because you like seeing your friends squirm. It’s the perfect mix of naughty, annoying, and hilarious - and it ships 100% anonymously, so you can deny everything while enjoying the chaos from a safe distance.

How It Works

1. She opens the card expecting something cute.

2. The seductive “Tits Your Birthday” song starts playing.

3. She laughs.

4. Two minutes later… she’s still laughing.

5. Twenty minutes later… she’s Googling “how to kill an indestructible singing card.”

6. An hour in… she’s questioning all her life choices.

7. Up to three hours later… sweet silence (if she’s destroyed it by then).

Product Features

• Folded greeting card printed on thick, high quality cardstock

• Plays a sultry female voice singing “Tits Your Birthday” on loop for up to 3 hours

• Hidden audio module impossible to shut off without destroying the card

• Ships 100% anonymously

• Perfect for birthday gag gift, prank for her, bachelorette party joke, adult novelty card, musical birthday laugh

Pro Tips for Maximum Fun

• Hand it to her in person so you can watch the slow descent into madness

• Slip it into a gift bag with something totally innocent so she’s completely caught off guard

• Send it anonymously with a fake return address and watch her try to figure it out

• Film her reaction and treasure the footage forever

See It in Action

Want to watch pure prank perfection? Check out the video here:

The Bottom Line

The T*ts Your Birthday - Never Ending Birthday Card is not just a card. It’s a three-hour performance of comedic torture. It’s the difference between “Thanks for the gift” and “I’ll never forget this as long as I live.” Whether you’re celebrating a friend, sister, or bachelorette, this card is a guaranteed hit.

So go ahead. Be the hero (or the villain) of her birthday. Click Add to Cart now and send her a celebration she’ll never escape… at least not for a few hours.

IMPORTANT: Make sure you put the recipient's name and address in the shipping option. Otherwise it's you that ends up with the bag of dicks, albeit deservedly. 

**Recipient and purchaser must be 18 years of age or older**

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