Quick! Send a Bag of Dicks!
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This bag of gummy penises is a great way to tell your friends, family, loved ones, or (fr)enemies to eat a bag of dicks. Stick it to them anonymously and you will get your point across in a way that nobody will mistake.
What's This About All These Dicks?
We have a long history of sending dicks to people. Starting in middle school with those folded notes that unfold to a big, veiny cock. Then it was texting '8===D' to random people in high school all the way to snapchatting below-the-belt pics to ladies from the bar/church. But now it's on to bigger and better things: Dicks by Mail.
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Wait—what's all this about "dicks"?
This site was created to put a smile on peoples faces. It's not meant to be a threat or a way to bully. If you are sending this with the intent to ruin someones day, then maybe its you who needs to eat a bag of dicks.
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Dicks By Mail
How It Works
2 Minutes of Time
Just need to pick out the bag of dicks and any add-ons such as confetti.
Enter the target address we're shipping the bag of dicks to.
You will giggle for months as the target asks "who sent this to me?"
Once your order is processed an anonymous package will be sent to your target containing 2 things; A BIG bag of delicious gummy candy penises, and a note exclaiming 'EAT A BAG OF DICKS'.
Nothing More. Nothing Less.
You will remain anonymous and silently chuckle to yourself for years to come as you picture them wondering, always questioning "Who sent this to me?", "Are there more tasty gifts on their way?", "Why does this keep happening to me?!", and/or laughing themselves until they are physically ill. Yes their reaction will be much tastier than the bag of candy dicks you sent to them. What are you waiting for?