Mary W.
They taste really fruity!
Candice S.
This was hilarious and a tad evil. We sent this to a family member that had been very annoying, of late. She wasn't too thrilled with the glittery mess or message. We thought it was funny! Fast shipping and completely anonymous.
Joseph S.
I hate my brother. thank you for your unique way of expressing that.
Jessica G.
Delivered super quick and a perfect anonymous birthday gift!
Steven B.
Ahhh, so, i bought a bag of dicks and mailed them to my boss at work. He's been with us for about a year or so now and automatically thinks he knows how to run the company and that all his ideas are golden. He also suffers from little-big-man syndrome at a stout 5'9", throwing tantrums, getting into fights with employees, burning all his bridges ect ect. So i was tired of his shit and that's when i sent him this bag. After the 9 o' clock meeting on monday, he came down to the floor, red faced, chest puffed, marching down the factory isles looking around. Ohh, he was pis-say! The confetti was a great touch. He opened the box in front of the office folk and it just went *poof* around his face. I told 3 people before-hand. By the end of the day all 180+ employees knew he got mailed a bag of gummy dicks! I was the unsung hero of the week and he still hasnt a clue. We've all came to an agreement that every couple months everybody should chip in a few bucks and keep sending him dicks. 20/10 it worked like a charm
Neptuno M.
This was a great gift for a friend! He laughed for hours about the gift and confetti. He also mentioned the gummies were good, and ended up buying another gift for his brother!
Sheila B.
I sent them to a friend as a joke. She doesn’t know it was me.
Angela S.
Got these sent to my brother for his birthday. Not only did he think it was hilarious but he said the gummy candy was tasty! unfortunately although anonymous, he guessed it was from me cause there is no one else in his life who would send him dicks for his birthday LOL
Joe L.
Funny as hell!
Boss loved it!
Ayzineth C.
Love ordering from this website! I always get a kick out of it
Tammy V.
The recipient loved it!
Also said the gummies were delicious!
Paul G.
Best little bag a dicks ever !!!
Darlene B.
Love that they’re anonymous. Great gift.
Miranda S.
It was great, just wish when you opened the package, that the confetti exploded out
Darrin H.
Priceless prank gift
Melissa H.
Best money ever spent
Matthew P.
They actually accepted my order and sent it to Sleepy Hoe Biden at the White House. He totally deserved this bag of dicks!! 10/10 would order from them again.
Rosemarie P.
You guys are amazing!!! Suck a great "fu" gift or fun & they taste amazing
C C.
Excellent dicks. By mail! Ha!
Sarah M.
Great quality and good taste.
Kyla W.
We got it on film and it was awesome! Of course I was called out as the one that did it real quick! This was the best, and the confetti made it even funnier.
Adam O.
These Dicks are amazing!
Amy K.
HIGHLY recommend sending to someone you love
We sent one and it came so fast (all the puns intended.. also I heard they were tasty )
Amanda A.
Was great did it anonymously they never knew it was me and actually sent a bag of dicks to some else thinking it was them.
Jason D.
They arrived fast and she laughed her ass off!! She thinks that they are yummy!!!
Sharon S.
They are delicious lol will be buying more
Jeffrey D.
This woman deserved it. She was on Facebook complaining. She is a aspca official and she was yanking her dog around because she was mad she got a warning ticket for parking like a Karen.
Peter B.
Wet funny prank!
Sara I.
Sent it to a Boss who was getting fired. It was everything I hoped it would be. Thank you!!
Hector S.
Guy really deserved a bag of dicks and I hope he enjoyed it!
Max L.
I got them for a friend to prank him and he loved it. He said that these gummies are better than the gummy bears.
Valerie S.
My lesbian gf loved her bag of dicks!
Marcella C.
Got this for my bestie for her bday and she loved it!!!!! So fun and hella funny!!!! For sure we will be buying again!!! The look on her face made it all worth it!!!
Mark B.
Great gag gift for boss!
Customer
Best gag gift ever!
Christopher P.
It was perfect he never saw it coming
Michael Z.
The person we sent this too has not reacted.
Joanna R.
Sent it to my boyfriend as a prank. Hilarious!
James L.
It was great and dick glitter was found all over for the next week.
Rob b.
Love it, thank you.
It was the statement I was looking to give
Heidi S.
Sent this to a friend for her birthday and she absolutely loved it!
Jacqueline N.
Gift for 18 year old nephew! He thought it was awesome!
Wendy B.
Got them for a friend and she loved it and thought it was funny...
Mike N.
Disappointed in the amount of candy but otherwise hilarious and well packaged!
Jesse R.
My friend loved it and we were cracking up for hours! Watching her eat dick has been the highlight of my week.
Caitlin E.
This was fun but I thought it had more gummies than it did. Small amount for the price, I they make the confetti pop out like the glitter bombs I’ve seen
Mitch M.
Great gift. A little HARD to open.
True to size and could fit many of them in my mouth at a time.
Didn’t choke/gag one time
David J.
Awesome! Words can’t explain how great these are! Customer service is amazing! I screwed up the address and they fixed it no hassle at all and at no xtra charge! I will be back! Thank you!
Angela G.
I loved this gift for my boyfriend. I had no idea what to get him for Valentines Day and when he got it he laughed so hard.
Bobbi B.
My sister loves them laughed and thought they tasted good also!
Rachele S.
This was a prank gift for a friend and it was exactly what I was expecting. It arrived quickly and was perfect.
Diann S.
I ordered some for myself to check out product before sending to friends.
Well made, very tasty, quick delivery.
GREAT PRODUCT!
Extremely fun.
nancy t.
I was laughing when I sent the my friend
Michelle T.
Totally worth the purchase! Already referred you guys to many people! Although my brother knew it was me right away.
Christina P.
Second time ordering this for different people it helps take my anger away.
Chrissy Cannaday I.
Thank you got a whore that likes to message married men at work
Jenny A.
Sent them to someone whose been being a dick.
Christian C.
It was well worth the money. The reaction when my brother opened the package and glitter went EVERYWHERE and he was so mad lol. And the best thing is he said he was gonna eat the gummy dicks LMAO
Pamela T.
Love this company! Great service, fast shipping, and the email notifications for promotions, etc. make me laugh so hard!
Gary R.
The person I sent the dicks to loves dicks and loved the bag of dicks.
Customer
Was easy to order, my neighbor loved it!
Helen H.
SET IT TO MY EX MOTHER IN LAW HER FACE WHILE OPENING PRICELESS!!!
Sydnie M.
Purchased for a friend of mine as a silly joke and it totally brightened her day. She loved it and laughed so hard! Awesome, funny product.
Dustin B.
Step dad and I always have had a joke about a bag of dicks so this was a perfect present
Maria F.
Don't talk to my homophobic dad. Sent it to my homophobic dad. Best money I've spent. Merry Christmas, ya filthy animal.
Joe T.
best joke played on wife
Lise B.
This was exactly what I was hoping for! My husband always teases me and I tell him to eat a bag of dicks, he says he would so finally I will be able to shut him up for a few minutes while he eats these! Thanks!
Raymond R.
My buddy loved getting a bag of dicks for Christmas! It was what he's always wanted!
Joshua Y.
The prank was a success
Tiffany K.
My friend thought it was a hilarious gift. Delivered on time & in good condition.
Lyla A.
I was dating a guy who just wasn't doing it for me. Then I discovered the other women he was sleeping with really do be looking like men. That's when it hit me- he had been in prison for 15 years and probably prefers boys anyways...
Jace H.
Taste was on par for sure
DANIEL M.
The guy had no idea who it was from ... Next time hes getting the full size one .
Matthew Z.
It was completely anonymous. They had no idea who sent it but they gobbled those little penis gummy’s up like a champ!
David D.
Someone was extremely rude to me online. Unfortunately for them, they had their business information posted publicly. So I decided to send them a bag. I wish I could have saw their faces upon opening. To bad their wasn't a premium option to get a snapshot of them opening it up. 5☆
Wayne B.
Perfect gift
A little light in quantity
But still worth the gag
Montie S.
Perfect gag gift for my best friend!! We will be laughing for years !!
Christina T.
Great package!
Teresa H.
Ordered these as a joke birthday present for someone. By the time your site would allow shipping to this area of Michigan, birthday was passed. I had shipped to my house to be safe and then gave them to him. He thought it was hilarious!!! Also said they tasted good! Will probably use you in the future
Daniel O.
When you want to send someone something that is both hilarious and naughty, a bag of dicks is the way to go! Shipping was quick, the recipient enjoyed his dicks immensely!
John A.
Sent this as a gag gift to a friend who was feeling down. Added the confetti to go along it. So much laughing. Also she said they tasted good too.
Jessica H.
I made a small mistake in the order and Dicks customer service was wonderful! Can’t wait to send someone else a bag!
Customer
Absolutely loved it!
joseph b.
It was the best my manager is the practical joker in the office so my target thought it was him and dumped the glitter on his desk!
Lacey T.
Sent this to my best friend to compliment her recent “eat a dick” bumper sticker she purchased. She thought it was super funny.
LT. JORGE M.
AMAZING....... I bought this for a friend that was retiring after 38 years of service. he loves it
Tyler j.
Was a welcome prank and enjoyed it as well
Kathy C.
Sent it to my brother in UT as a prank he loved it, we loved it lol. And arrived WAY sooner than expected. Thank you!! #verysatisfied
elsa h.
the best prank ever!!!!!
Shaun M.
Gave them to my manager at work for a joke and he thought it was a great joke
