Eat a Dick - Original Greeting Card – Dicks By Mail - Anonymously mail a bag of dicks

Eat a Dick - Original Greeting Card


Tell someone to "EAT A DICK" in the best way possible!

This original greeting card pops open with a 3D penis and the message "EAT A DICK".

Like any of our products, we'll also ship this 100% anonymously for you!

CARD SIZE: 4.25 x 5.50 inches
PAPER: Made on quality, double sided 14 pt cardstock.

IMPORTANT: Make sure you put the recipient's name and address in the shipping option. Otherwise it's you that ends up with the bag of dicks, albeit deservedly. 

**Recipient and purchaser must be 18 years of age or older**

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