Adam C.
I never received my order. I emailed this company but I never even got a response. I would NOT recommend this company to anyone. Completely ripped me off. I would give zero stars if I could.
Roy A.
Target of my mailed dick got his package pirated so I can imagine what the thief thought when he opened it up, meanwhile, this company stepped up and replaced the order and my target got a good laugh before handing it off to his wife for consumption - thanks guys!
Cheryl M.
I look all year for the perfect gift. This one hit it out of the ballpark!!! Thank You!!
carolyn C.
Gave it to my owners for a christmas present they loved it
Natalie T.
My friend loved it! It made her day.
April P.
The actual dick itself is perfect, looks real, textured, veiny everything you could ever want
i gave it 3 stars because its absolutely the same shitty chocolate they have at the dollar store melted down or something it was so gross i threw it away
good for the novelty laugh, if it tasted better i would reorder
josh c.
Smiles all around when the box was opened. I will be buying more
Victor W.
Unbelievable service. Phenomenal product. Speedy delivery. What more can you ask for - other than eliminating the idiots out there?
But then you wouldn't these folks to exist!
Samantha M.
I didn't get it in the box I chose (picked a Christmas one but got a love one) and the chocolate itself looked white and somewhat old. So not the most appealing but it did make for a funny gift still and got a lot of laughs at Christmas
Roy A.
The package I sent as a prank to my buddy in Los Angeles was porch pirated before he could pick it up. Multiple emails to this company in an attempt to send a second with signature on delivery went unanswered. I’m sure the product was hilarious to the dick thief, but this company is seriously lacking in communication and customer satisfaction skills.
Mathieu P.
Balls broke off ... And dick looks like it has a mad case of herpes. Lame
Dale L.
Never got my order!!!
Lorne C.
Have ordered these before but this time it came all discolored for some reason.
Customer
Dicks by mail has been my plug for chocolate dicks and butt holes since we back. They yet to fail me, they even helped find the tracking info when i got too sauced before ordering and entered my email wrong. If you want quality made chocolate dick and you want it in a timely matter go with dicks by mail avoid the imitators.
Justin S.
This was a huge hit with my buddy! He said it was the funniest gift he has ever received! I also ordered the Eat My Ass for another friend - she loved it. They also both said the chocolate was delicious.
Kristine V.
Much smaller than expected with very plain display
Brandon B.
Hahahaha. Best buddy was pissed at me and wouldn’t talk to me. Love him to death so sent him this. Video is courtesy his wife!!
David C.
Surprised the perfect person to get this. Left her in wonder and laughter. I’ll be dicking more people.
natalie c.
I ordered a Christmas theme as a Christmas gift and you shipped a floral print box.
Madison T.
This site is hilarious. But I ordered the Christmas Dick and it’s in a Valentine box. Not the vibe I wanted lol
Cameron W.
It was smaller than I thought it would be (that’s what she said)
Alex B.
Ordered a calendar as well and I never got it
Zack W.
It showed up to our friends house moldy. How to you expect anyone to eat a moldy dick?
Alissa F.
Disappointed that I ordered the Christmas one as a white elephant gift for a Christmas party but got sent a different one.
Ryan S.
Don't order if you're insecure boys...I couldn't stack up and I've now had to order a years supply of chocolate dicks...something about they taste better. Real talk, it was hilarious! Thanks for the dick!
Alisha T.
I ordered the Christmas Eat A Dick box, but was sent the blossom box. I was kinda annoyed by that. However, my friend loved her gag gift and She thought it was hilarious.
Anthony M.
Ordered an Xmas one and it did not come in an Xmas box and was not provided a tracking number for shipment
Zimmy N.
I didn’t expect it to look so real !!
Bobbi H.
Niece was super happy
Craig R.
Perfect gag gift for friends.
John P.
Sent a thick, girthy, veiny chocolate dick to my good buddies. What's not to like lol
G G.
As always it came anonymously in a nice Christmas box, very realistic! The recipients first comment was “wow, that’s veiny”
Isiaha B.
Got it as a gift and the reactions are priceless. Well worth it!
William S.
The person had no idea who sent it. Looking forward to other product. 5 stars!
Candy N.
Sent it to sisters and their Guys they laughed so hard !Thanks
Randy A.
Started a holiday tradition pranking friends and it has spread like wildfire.
william c.
Perfect present for those who need it
william c.
Love the chocolate dicks, should have bought more
Danny W.
Was the hit of the Christmas party as a girls gift
Lisa P.
Had the whole party roaring for the yankee swap!
William M.
Awesome. My friend loved every inch.
michael h.
Used this for a white elephant gift exchange and it by far got the best reaction! Everyone died laughing! It was perfect!
DANIEL F.
I ordered from them and it came right on time! Tracking my package was easy. I highly recommend them!
Michelle N.
Sent this to my sister! She set it out with her other Christmas Treats!
Mike M.
My brother has a habit of drawing dicks everywhere and forming dicks out of random things around the house for people to find later. Gave him this for Christmas and I don’t think he has ever laughed so hard, it literally took him to his knees. You won’t regret buying this!
kevin w.
Worked like a champ as always … I love sending it to actually Dicks ! It’s a total ball buster ! And nobody knows ! Lmao
Stephanie R.
Loved it! Had a great laugh with friends!
Shawn G.
Awesome product. Little expensive for the size though. "Thought it would be bigger"
Shawn B.
It was the perfect white elephant gift and was the hit of the party!!! Everyone wanted to touch it and ogle it and poke at it..... what an awesome prank gift..... we'll have to see what to get for next year...
Alex K.
Perfect gift so funny
Bonnie C.
Sent to a friend who got a kick out of it! He and his lovely wife said it was delicious! Can’t wait to send another “Merry Dickmas” treat to a loved one next year!
kim F.
The white chocolate Dick was smaller than expected, but amazing detail and awesome gift
kim F.
The dark chocolate ones need to be bigger than the white chocolate ones
Abigail H.
Sent it to my best friend as a prank and she loved it lol pretty affordable and really funny to gift as a prank lol
Alejandro M.
A wonderful surprise for my husband. He loved it. It is not the best chocolate but in the end, it wasn't the most important for me. Well packaged and delivered on time. Very satisfied
Kalistina D.
"Quickly melted during use." -Person who received the dick
Adrian S.
Great gift, pictures make it look bigger (thats what she said) than it is, but its hilarious nonetheless. Highly recommend
Customer
I sent a Christmas dick to my ex!! He loves chocolate and it just tickles me to think of him eat a chocolate dick. He messaged me and said he wasn't eating it.i told him to just hold it in his mouth...it would melt
I love it!!!! I love his reaction!!!
Craig P.
This has become the best x-mas tradition of all time! Every year one lucky person is randomly chosen for this "honor", and every year like clockwork I love to get the message that they received it
Melissa B.
They loved it! Thought is was funny and quality was good!
Worth it!
Patrick H.
Ordered the Xmas dick as a hah gift for friends. Was a huge hit. And hilarious!!!
Kara T.
My friend absolutely love it! One suggestion.....you could offer them "cream filled".
Marcus W.
This order was great.
Michael P.
love sending these gags to my friends!
Bailee B.
Sent it to my grandma who has made my life hell. Never been more satisfied in my life.
Amber K.
Fast delivery. Hilarious.
Jessica S.
When I told her I sent it she told me it was the greatest thing she's ever received
Jessica H.
Amaaaazing gag gift! The perfect thing for my sister to open on Christmas morning! Only slightly disappointed in the size. Pictures make it look porn-worthy. In reality, the size leaves a bit to be desired. Either way, tooootaly worth every penny!
Kelly E.
I got a Christmas Dick in the mail. I love it! I just wishful knew who to thank
