We're excited to have added our Dick Glitter option to our bags of dicks!
Now you can prank your friends or enemies TWICE by adding glitter to their package.
When they open their package, they'll see glitter flying everywhere and be infected with the glitter-herpes for days. Then once they get past the glitter, they'll discover that they have a bag of dicks waiting for them with the message "EAT A BAG OF DICKS"
This is one of many new offerings that DicksByMail will be coming out with! We look forward to being your one stop shop when it comes to pranking your friends or enemies!
So bookmark our site, follow us on Social Media, whatever you need to do, and get ready for some awesome stuff coming out!
Good news, we are adding a Saturday shift ... we should have a lot of the orders ordered on or before the 19th out very soon, many of them tomorrow and the rest on Monday. We will probably also process a portion of orders from the 20th.
Here are pictures of our current inventory in our warehouse ... and we have lots lots more coming.
I won't lie - I wasn't sure if I'd be able to fulfill the orders that came in from last week. Rather than talking to 100 different news agencies, I started working my ass off to make sure of 2 things
1) I could get the bags of dicks
2) I could mail the bags of dicks
And after a week of phone calls and weird conversations, its happening. I've currently got 3 tons of dicks on the way to a warehouse and a group of sorority girls waiting to do what they do best - STUFF DICKS.
Expect the to start hearing screams from offices all around you and for my dicks to be all over your facebook AGAIN.
Thanks for your orders and Keep tuned for things to come!