WORLD WIDE SHIPPING Posted on 19 Mar 16:18

Alright everyone!, Shipping is now available all over the world (except the Antarctic tundra - FUCK YOU PENGUINS). 

Send dicks around the world!

Frighteningly Sober Post 1 - Shipping dates and Worldwide Shipping Posted on 19 Mar 08:56

Hey everyone, 

First off - Wow. I am pretty much swimming in dicks over here and can't wait to send them out to all you terrible people and your friends/annoying people in life. 

With the overwhelming response, we may be delayed by a few days but plan on getting everything out as timely as possible. so stop asking.

Worldwide shipping is something that I am currently working on. I'm hoping to have it added today or tomorrow, just finding the best rate for you guys. Unless you think 50 GBP is a fair rate to send a bag of dicks to Glasgow - NO? DIDN'T THINK SO.

Sober Post #1 - Ironically on St Paddys Day Posted on 17 Mar 10:51

So I woke up this morning with a bunch of orders and didn't know why. Apparently one of the first order recipients posted on imgur and a bunch of you idiots ordered bags of dicks for your moms (as is tradition).

 

You can see the package here but you should probably just order a bag of dicks for the entire country of Ireland.

Drunk Blog #1 Posted on 4 Mar 13:56

So this is a thing now. 

We've all had a dream. I once had a dream to tell someone to EAT A BAG OF DICKS. I also wanted to own an elephant and see Steve Martin preform his classic stand-up routine. Not all dreams are meant to be. But today we are making one of my dreams come true. 

Dicks by Mail is now a reality. Not only can I tell a person to eat a bag of dicks. I can do it from my home, in my underwear, drinking a beer. And the best part is - You can too. We all can. 

Send a Bag of Dicks today. Make some dreams come true.